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02-21-2012, 09:20 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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02-24-2012, 11:32 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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02-24-2012, 11:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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 Did you notice the end tag..."paid for by the NY State Lottery" |
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02-24-2012, 11:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Oh yeah. Good stuff.
The disclaimers underneath were great. |
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02-24-2012, 12:04 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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That's an old Detroit tradition - one in the head and two in the foot.
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02-27-2012, 07:35 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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02-28-2012, 04:24 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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02-29-2012, 01:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
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03-01-2012, 11:55 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Italian Grandfather
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside “Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wid anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up'?”
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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03-03-2012, 11:23 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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So, I went to the Doctor and he told me that I have Tom Jones Syndrome.
dismayed, I asked... 'Is that common?' he said, " well, it's not unusual..."
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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03-03-2012, 05:46 PM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,684
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Survivor, Texas-Style!
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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03-03-2012, 07:35 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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the british Top Gear did a southern-US adventure across the South. They at one point spray-paint eachother's cars with words and slogans... and ACTUALLY get run outta town, by burly and threatening men in a pickup truck, at an Alabama gas station.
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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03-04-2012, 09:47 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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Do you think my chances will be better ?
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03-04-2012, 10:52 AM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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