What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 279

ZenGum · 03-06-2012, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

When we last left our characters:

Henry Quirk is actually infinite monkey's ex-husband whom she defends after Griff tells her that Spexxvet inferred Henry is behaving like a psychopath because classicman wants to be infinite monkey's new consort. XoxoxoBruce isn't convinced. Infinite monkey rejects classicman's overtures while ignoring Henry so as not to give ZenGum, who's playing hard to get, the wrong idea. BigV sides with Griff, Spexxvet tries to maintain plausible deniability, jimhelm remains neutral in hopes of catching infinite monkey on the rebound and fargon gets a case of the munchies ...

Stay tuned for the next episode of - Psychopathy.

footfootfoot · 03-06-2012, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

When we last left our characters:

Henry Quirk is actually infinite monkey's ex-husband whom she defends after Griff tells her that Spexxvet inferred Henry is behaving like a psychopath because classicman wants to be infinite monkey's new consort. XoxoxoBruce isn't convinced. Infinite monkey rejects classicman's overtures while ignoring Henry so as not to give ZenGum, who's playing hard to get, the wrong idea. BigV sides with Griff, Spexxvet tries to maintain plausible deniability, jimhelm remains neutral in hopes of catching infinite monkey on the rebound and fargon gets a case of the munchies ...

Stay tuned for the next episode of - Psychopathy.

HOF!

infinite monkey · 03-06-2012, 12:52 PM

Oh puh. I totally could have used his skills on my now defunct reality show "Cellar Unsolved Mysteries" (ba da DUMMMMMM) but now he writes a soap opera and gets all this glory.

See if I write any more TV shows for y'all. Hmmmph.

And ftr, henry is not my ex. kthxbai

footfootfoot · 03-06-2012, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And ftr, henry is not my ex. kthxbai

I didn't realize you were still together. I want my divorce gift back.

infinite monkey · 03-06-2012, 01:12 PM

No way. That's my backup cuisinart for the backup cuisinart for then the cuisinart stops running.

I learned my lesson. Now I have 3 of everything: 3 cars 3 stoves 3 refrigerators 3 kitchen sinks 3 cuisinart...

Now if I only had any idea what a cuisinart does.

monster · 03-06-2012, 01:41 PM

y u not haf 3 cars, then?

infinite monkey · 03-06-2012, 01:50 PM

I do have 3 cars, just not consecutively.

monster · 03-06-2012, 02:10 PM

my brain hurts

infinite monkey · 03-06-2012, 02:12 PM

My back hurts.

monster · 03-06-2012, 02:16 PM

GO. TO. THE. DOCTOR.

infinite monkey · 03-06-2012, 02:18 PM

I am, leaving at 3:00...appointment at 3:40.

monster · 03-06-2012, 02:35 PM

good

Griff · 03-06-2012, 09:17 PM

How'd it go?

classicman · 03-06-2012, 09:39 PM

They must have given her pain meds and she's passed out.
maybe if we yell at her she'll wake up ...

HEY MONKEY!!!!!

HungLikeJesus · 03-06-2012, 10:16 PM

I told you she had brain damage.

Now we're going to have to operate.

We'll go in straight through the retina and down the optic nerve.

03-06-2012, 01:41 PM	#4176
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	y u not haf 3 cars, then? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-06-2012, 02:10 PM	#4178
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	my brain hurts __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-06-2012, 02:16 PM	#4180
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	GO. TO. THE. DOCTOR. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-06-2012, 02:35 PM	#4182
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	good __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-06-2012, 09:17 PM	#4183
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	How'd it go? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-06-2012, 12:52 PM	#4173
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh puh. I totally could have used his skills on my now defunct reality show "Cellar Unsolved Mysteries" (ba da DUMMMMMM) but now he writes a soap opera and gets all this glory. See if I write any more TV shows for y'all. Hmmmph. And ftr, henry is not my ex. kthxbai

03-06-2012, 01:12 PM	#4175
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No way. That's my backup cuisinart for the backup cuisinart for then the cuisinart stops running. I learned my lesson. Now I have 3 of everything: 3 cars 3 stoves 3 refrigerators 3 kitchen sinks 3 cuisinart... Now if I only had any idea what a cuisinart does.

03-06-2012, 01:50 PM	#4177
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I do have 3 cars, just not consecutively.

03-06-2012, 02:12 PM	#4179
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My back hurts.

03-06-2012, 02:18 PM	#4181
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I am, leaving at 3:00...appointment at 3:40.

03-06-2012, 09:39 PM	#4184
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	They must have given her pain meds and she's passed out. maybe if we yell at her she'll wake up ... HEY MONKEY!!!!! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-06-2012, 10:16 PM	#4185
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I told you she had brain damage. Now we're going to have to operate. We'll go in straight through the retina and down the optic nerve. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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