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Old 04-27-2012, 06:36 AM   #4546
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Hahaha. That took me a second.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:04 AM   #4547
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Sometimes humor is better if you have to work the punchline out yourself. Humour, always
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:36 PM   #4548
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That, is outstanding!!!!

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:20 PM   #4549
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:52 PM   #4550
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:55 PM   #4551
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:56 PM   #4552
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:17 PM   #4553
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... and therein lies the ability to be buttfucked in the mouth.
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:25 PM   #4554
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heh... I just thought "maybe this should have been posted in Gravdigr's "faces" thread".
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Old 04-29-2012, 05:38 PM   #4555
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heh... I just thought "maybe this should have been posted in Gravdigr's "faces" thread".
Whew!...I thought you were about to post something in my face, for a minute there.
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:33 PM   #4556
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Old 05-17-2012, 03:32 PM   #4557
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Best friend has a new best friend. A border collie/blue heeler mix.

He came very close to naming her 'Kitty', after Miss Kitty on 'Gunsmoke'. To call his dog he would've hollered "Here Kittykittykitty".

He went with 'Annie'. He got her the day I told him about Levon Helm dying, and we had talked about the song "The Weight", and the lyric '...take a load off Annie, take a load for free, took the load off Annie, and he put the load right on me...".
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Old 05-17-2012, 07:34 PM   #4558
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My friend named his dog "stains"

as in Come, stains.
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:01 PM   #4559
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Disobedient dog called herpes.

bitch just won't heel.
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Old 05-18-2012, 06:28 AM   #4560
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Best friend has a new best friend. A border collie/blue heeler mix.

He came very close to naming her 'Kitty', after Miss Kitty on 'Gunsmoke'. To call his dog he would've hollered "Here Kittykittykitty".

He went with 'Annie'. He got her the day I told him about Levon Helm dying, and we had talked about the song "The Weight", and the lyric '...take a load off Annie, take a load for free, took the load off Annie, and he put the load right on me...".

Aww. Glad he got himself a new friend. Such a shame about Crash. Hopefully he's been picked up by some family and given a home.
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