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Old 05-24-2012, 06:01 AM   #4576
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hahahaha. Cool sign.
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:40 AM   #4577
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hahahaha. Cool sign.
I lost my on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:41 AM   #4578
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Outstanding meme resurrection, that Gravdigr!
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:12 AM   #4579
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Saw this on somebody's FB page:
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Old 06-02-2012, 08:40 AM   #4580
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Love it Dana'!!!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 06-05-2012, 11:43 PM   #4581
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and
I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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Old 06-08-2012, 04:44 PM   #4582
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:28 PM   #4583
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cookie sheets/trays are bigger.
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:52 PM   #4584
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But don't fit well in a freezer.
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Old 06-08-2012, 09:52 PM   #4585
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Old 06-10-2012, 10:41 AM   #4586
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Momdigr just got a bunch of those "lateral thinking" problems in email. This is the one I got right:

A man has had a long hard day. He cooks a small dinner, then goes upstairs, turns out the light, and goes to bed.

500 people died.

How come?

Answer: He lived in a lighthouse.
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Old 06-12-2012, 07:44 PM   #4587
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Why was Helen Keller such a shitty driver?










Because she was a woman.
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:39 AM   #4588
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Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants?


So you could read her lips.
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:25 PM   #4589
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:35 PM   #4590
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