The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Home Base

Home Base A starting point, and place for threads don't seem to belong anywhere else

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-04-2012, 09:31 AM   #4666
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
for gratuitously recycling a lawyer joke.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 12:57 PM   #4667
BigV
Goon Squad Leader
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
for gratuitously recycling a lawyer joke.
same difference. cite
Barack Obama: Occidental College, Columbia University (BA), Harvard Law School (JD)

Mitt Romney: Stanford University, Brigham Young University (BA), Harvard University (MBA, JD)
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not.
BigV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 01:51 PM   #4668
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post
for gratuitously recycling a lawyer joke.
for ing gratoooooitussly





__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 01:52 PM   #4669
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504





i like that smiley
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 02:39 PM   #4670
Lamplighter
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
Posts: 6,402
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimhelm View Post





i like that smiley
for overuse of smilies to express personal opinion... less is more.
Lamplighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 06:04 PM   #4671
jimhelm
a beautiful fool
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
Posts: 4,504
mmmm...blinkey
__________________
There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool
jimhelm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2012, 02:04 AM   #4672
toranokaze
I'm still a jerk
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
Posts: 1,817
Quick call pack man
__________________
"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa

It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge

The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.
toranokaze is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2012, 05:48 PM   #4673
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
Name:  imran.jpg
Views: 340
Size:  69.2 KB
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2012, 11:04 PM   #4674
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
Monstah, that's Pak man.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2012, 05:04 PM   #4675
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
I didn't like to point out Bullfart's typo, though...
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2012, 07:14 PM   #4676
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
No, no, Tiger fart. Tora-no-kaze. Not Toro.
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-09-2012, 10:09 AM   #4677
Lamplighter
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
Posts: 6,402
...
Attached Images
 
Lamplighter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-09-2012, 10:51 AM   #4678
orthodoc
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
Love it!
__________________
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi
orthodoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-09-2012, 12:02 PM   #4679
plthijinx
Master Dwellar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,197
pilot jokes eh?

Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?

A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.

----

Q: What's the purpose of the propeller?

A: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!

-----

Overworked air traffic controller responding to the disoriented student pilot of a single-engine Cessna who is calling him on 121.5 MHz on a busy Saturday afternoon:

"Lost aircraft, say position."
__________________
For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.
plthijinx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-09-2012, 02:53 PM   #4680
BrianR
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 3,338
ATC to pilot: Barnburner 1234A say altitude

BB 1234A: Altitude!

ATC: Barnburner 1234A please repeat. Say altitude.

BB 1234A: Altitude! <snicker>

ATC: Barnburner 1234A say "Terminating IFR"

BB 1234A: Altitude 5000
__________________
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous
BrianR is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
humor


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (0 members and 7 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:03 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.