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10-30-2012, 08:58 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Invent a sexual position
The straight A - student with overdue essay on bottom, lecherous lecturer on top.
The interobang?! - sleeping with someone to get them off guard so you can ask them difficult questions. The southern cross - developed specially for the back seat of a Monaro*. *Aussie hoon car.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-30-2012, 09:14 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Oh come on, people!
(Yes, that sentence has a comma in it!) The Electoral College - 540 dicks screwing 300,000,000 people, no lube. The Hindenberg - enormous erection deflates catastrophically just before reaching home base. See "Oh the spewmanity!" The Storm Surge - freak waves gush into her battery tunnel. (Too soon? That's what she said!)
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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10-30-2012, 09:29 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Sexual position, like Sex Czar? Sorry our bureaucracy is too bloated for such.
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10-31-2012, 09:12 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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The Military Position: like the missionary position only with guns and violence.
34.5: You're all alone and very bendy. |
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10-31-2012, 11:25 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Starfuck (or, a Breve Bravo): Having sex in a venti cup of overpriced coffee while a third person pours steaming half and half over you.
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10-31-2012, 11:47 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I tried Zen. Can't say I didn't try.
Trysex: when you realize you are, in effect, just masturbating yourself. |
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10-31-2012, 04:44 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Triple toe loop double axel with a swirl at the end.
I call it the Ice Creem Dream
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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10-31-2012, 04:55 PM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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11-01-2012, 11:06 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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The Candidates' debate: two guys doing things with their tongues that no-one can believe.
The stock market: up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down... and a little bit sideways. The apple maps: You want me to put it WHERE?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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11-02-2012, 08:33 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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I think Ibby's Gay Mormons win.
They have bicycle helmets and everything. Hard to beat that.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-02-2012, 02:12 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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As a side note, I am so disappointed that the "Book of Mormon" touring show isn't coming anywhere near Texas.
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11-07-2012, 02:09 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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The Administration - just a hard, dry ass-fucking, and a slap in the face.
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11-08-2012, 01:34 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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When you will only have sex, and lots of it, with illogical truth-twisting wannabe conservative shills...you are a Sex Adak.
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11-08-2012, 01:54 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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11-08-2012, 02:40 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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Panda bangs are becoming popular in Asia. So here's a pic
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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