There's lumberthing I want to tell you - Page 5

lumberjim · 07-21-2013, 11:09 PM

I don't get any lines in this one, but I'm posting this because of how funny Carmen("Whoa!") is. His last name is Pizzo, but Ken paged him as "Carmen Pizza" one night, and it took. This is his first job selling cars, and I think he's been with us for a little over a year. He's a natural at selling because he's likable. He also cares about enough doing a good job to do his paperwork properly. He learns from his mistakes, which is actually kind of rare in this business. With some of these guys its like everyday is their first day.

He will be a manager one day I'm sure.

The bald prick that walks through Jamie's scene (near the end. .. long Brown hair), oblivious to us shooting A FUCKING COMMERCIAL, is the guy that is constantly taking customers after we close, and keeping everyone there two or three hours past closing. we closed at 6 Saturday.... I got out at 8:45. He could give a rats ass about how you feel about him. but he is also very successful. he just needs a high five... in the face ...with a chair.

I spend more time with that asshole than I do with my kids. That's pretty fucked up, right there.

Sundae · 07-22-2013, 06:03 AM

I want a Nissan Juke.
This is obviously because you have been subliminally advertising it to me just by working in a place with my name on it.

jimhelm · 07-25-2013, 01:31 PM

I'm going to be on a billboard. Group shot of was taken Tuesday morning. should look kind of like the group poses in the tv commercials... I'll be in the back peeking over the shorter folks.

I'll take a picture or maybe a video of a drive-by when it goes up. No idea how long that will take to get put up. I'm gonna get the picture on a T Shirt, though...ya know...if you guys want to buy a couple for your friends and family...(Christmas is right around the corner!!)...

BigV · 07-25-2013, 01:47 PM

that sounds swell, jimbo.

...

What about the bike??

jimhelm · 07-25-2013, 01:58 PM

The Royal Star still lives in the showroom at present. Wanna buy it? I'll get you a good deal.

I actually rode a Road Star yesterday.... every other bike I ride just seems to make me like mine more. fuck it. I'm keeping mine.

BigV · 07-25-2013, 07:46 PM

heheheheh... would you deliver it, personally? cause that would be cool.

but seriously, no thanks. I don't really have a spot in my life right now for that bike, though it is very pretty.

I'm delighted to hear you report you're getting repeated reinforcement of your choice about your bike, that's great man. be safe and have fun.

jimhelm · 07-27-2013, 09:43 AM

This might be the shot on the billboard:

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he took about 20 shots though.... so I'm not sure. this is on our facebook page though..... so maybe. I'm doing my Giant Pose.

Sundae · 07-27-2013, 11:34 AM

Crop the others out and hell, yeah, I'd wear that t-shirt!

Griff · 07-27-2013, 02:15 PM

Somebody call the Navy? Cuz Jim showed with the big damn guns.

ZenGum · 07-27-2013, 08:17 PM

Is that Black dude photoshopped in?

lumberjim · 07-31-2013, 08:20 AM

Quinn Faddler is the name of the mother fucker that broke into my Jeep last February. A detective called and said that they got a DNA match from the blood left on my driver's seat. I may be called to testify. Gladly.

Clodfobble · 07-31-2013, 08:29 AM

Badass. They almost never catch the guys in low-level robberies like that. I hope he fries for it!

lumberjim · 08-02-2013, 10:37 AM

I probably won't actually testify in person. It cost me $200 for the window, and the bag he stole had nothing I've missed inside. ... I don't need some miscreant with a vendetta out there if he beats the wrap. .. or gets out in 6 months.

footfootfoot · 08-02-2013, 12:38 PM

This where sharia law comes in helpful, they'd cut off his hands. Except then the taxpayers would have to foot the bill for prosthetic hands. That's why sharia law won't work here.

Lamplighter · 08-02-2013, 01:46 PM

Of course, the "3 strikes-and-you're -a-lifer" works the same way.

I'd be suspicious that the detective is doing all this DNA -testing
and follow up just to close LJ's car -break-in case, when a 3rd
conviction can put the guy away forever.

Then the costs go on for a lifetime.

07-21-2013, 11:09 PM	#61
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't get any lines in this one, but I'm posting this because of how funny Carmen("Whoa!") is. His last name is Pizzo, but Ken paged him as "Carmen Pizza" one night, and it took. This is his first job selling cars, and I think he's been with us for a little over a year. He's a natural at selling because he's likable. He also cares about enough doing a good job to do his paperwork properly. He learns from his mistakes, which is actually kind of rare in this business. With some of these guys its like everyday is their first day. He will be a manager one day I'm sure. The bald prick that walks through Jamie's scene (near the end. .. long Brown hair), oblivious to us shooting A FUCKING COMMERCIAL, is the guy that is constantly taking customers after we close, and keeping everyone there two or three hours past closing. we closed at 6 Saturday.... I got out at 8:45. He could give a rats ass about how you feel about him. but he is also very successful. he just needs a high five... in the face ...with a chair. I spend more time with that asshole than I do with my kids. That's pretty fucked up, right there. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 07-21-2013 at 11:26 PM.

07-22-2013, 06:03 AM	#62
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I want a Nissan Juke. This is obviously because you have been subliminally advertising it to me just by working in a place with my name on it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-25-2013, 01:31 PM	#63
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I'm going to be on a billboard. Group shot of was taken Tuesday morning. should look kind of like the group poses in the tv commercials... I'll be in the back peeking over the shorter folks. I'll take a picture or maybe a video of a drive-by when it goes up. No idea how long that will take to get put up. I'm gonna get the picture on a T Shirt, though...ya know...if you guys want to buy a couple for your friends and family...(Christmas is right around the corner!!)... __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-25-2013, 01:47 PM	#64
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	that sounds swell, jimbo. ... What about the bike?? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-25-2013, 01:58 PM	#65
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	The Royal Star still lives in the showroom at present. Wanna buy it? I'll get you a good deal. I actually rode a Road Star yesterday.... every other bike I ride just seems to make me like mine more. fuck it. I'm keeping mine. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-25-2013, 07:46 PM	#66
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	heheheheh... would you deliver it, personally? cause that would be cool. but seriously, no thanks. I don't really have a spot in my life right now for that bike, though it is very pretty. I'm delighted to hear you report you're getting repeated reinforcement of your choice about your bike, that's great man. be safe and have fun. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-27-2013, 09:43 AM	#67
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	This might be the shot on the billboard: he took about 20 shots though.... so I'm not sure. this is on our facebook page though..... so maybe. I'm doing my Giant Pose. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-27-2013, 11:34 AM	#68
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Crop the others out and hell, yeah, I'd wear that t-shirt! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-27-2013, 02:15 PM	#69
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Somebody call the Navy? Cuz Jim showed with the big damn guns. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-27-2013, 08:17 PM	#70
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Is that Black dude photoshopped in? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-31-2013, 08:20 AM	#71
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Quinn Faddler is the name of the mother fucker that broke into my Jeep last February. A detective called and said that they got a DNA match from the blood left on my driver's seat. I may be called to testify. Gladly. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-31-2013, 08:29 AM	#72
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Badass. They almost never catch the guys in low-level robberies like that. I hope he fries for it! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-02-2013, 10:37 AM	#73
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I probably won't actually testify in person. It cost me $200 for the window, and the bag he stole had nothing I've missed inside. ... I don't need some miscreant with a vendetta out there if he beats the wrap. .. or gets out in 6 months. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-02-2013, 12:38 PM	#74
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	This where sharia law comes in helpful, they'd cut off his hands. Except then the taxpayers would have to foot the bill for prosthetic hands. That's why sharia law won't work here. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-02-2013, 01:46 PM	#75
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Of course, the "3 strikes-and-you're -a-lifer" works the same way. I'd be suspicious that the detective is doing all this DNA -testing and follow up just to close LJ's car -break-in case, when a 3rd conviction can put the guy away forever. Then the costs go on for a lifetime.

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