|
Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
04-04-2014, 01:54 PM | #61 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
|
I watched that this week!
__________________
Quote:
|
|
04-04-2014, 02:42 PM | #62 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Today I learned that eel young are called grigs.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
04-04-2014, 02:45 PM | #63 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
|
Oh yeah? Well, did you know that a group of accountants is called a 'balance'?
/geico commercial |
04-07-2014, 10:30 AM | #64 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
I think my son is a sloth. He consistently blocks the toilet drain with poops the size of a red bull can.
WTF? dude. I asked him how often he poops and he said a couple of times a week. Gonna sneak some Senna into his cornflakes...
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
04-07-2014, 10:50 AM | #65 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
|
Tell the little dude that there is no shame in it and teach him to use the plunger.
from personal experience |
04-07-2014, 12:01 PM | #66 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
Yeah. We had a "mystery" clogger for a while. Nobody would admit it was them. Except I knew it was my daughter, because a parent can read their kids easily. So next time there was a brick in there, I showed them both how to unclog a toilet. That let her save face because her brother was in there too. And they both learned a life skill. Hasn't been a problem since.
BTW, I think plungers are gross. I prefer a bucket of water poured in from shoulder height. It's cleaner. I taught them both methods. Besides, if you plug up a friend's toilet, they might not have a plunger in there, but they probably have a water tight trash can you can fill from the tub spout. |
04-07-2014, 01:01 PM | #67 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
They know. Buckets of water don't work, nor do plungers. They need to be broken up...
I finally got them to stop leaving catcher's mitts in there. baby steps.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
04-07-2014, 01:15 PM | #68 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
|
Ugh..
Yeah, plungers *are* gross, but your preferred alternative sounds like a far riskier proposition. Putting More water into an already partly, maybe mostly full bowl with a finite capacity sounds dangerous. Sure, it's *possible* to drown a fire with gasoline, but I don't want to try it. The toilet in our house can only take.... small bites, shall we say. Flush early and often. I don't ration the toilet paper, but the toilet does. And when it does, it is almost always during some point in the drain part of the flush cycle, leaving some material and some quantity of water in the bowl. Then the recharge/refill part of the cycle continues, refilling the bowl. To me, moving that mess down the road with the minimum fuss, overflow, and nasty splashing (how the hell do you keep the splashing down?!) means using the plunger, carefully. The plunger can be, and is, cleaned afterward. The worst case is when that early and often plan is begun not early enough and the second flush only lights the fuse of the bomb your sitting on. Detecting the detonation by the soaking of the scrotum in a big bowl full of filth is one of the worst surprises *ever*. There's no time to find and fill a bucking fucket.
__________________
Be Just and Fear Not. |
04-07-2014, 01:34 PM | #69 |
™
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
|
I understand your skepticism, but the bucket of water really works.
|
04-07-2014, 02:35 PM | #70 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
|
Depends on the bowl, properly executed plumbing, and ninja turtle population.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs |
04-08-2014, 11:02 AM | #71 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 2,728
|
What if you poop twice a week?
|
04-08-2014, 11:38 AM | #72 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
|
A healthy digestive system should be pooping more often than that; ideally one formed movement per day. But it's not the worst health problem you could have...
|
04-08-2014, 12:21 PM | #73 | |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Quote:
Like this one: Try not to be too vigorous w/the plunging. Gentle, like a lover.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
|
04-08-2014, 12:24 PM | #74 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
|
__________________
The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
04-08-2014, 12:24 PM | #75 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
|
Bored much? Do a Google image search for sexy plunger.
The results are...interesting.
__________________
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (0 members and 2 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|