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Old 05-12-2016, 12:34 PM   #1501
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Lououk ughp voucaebulairy
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Old 05-12-2016, 12:35 PM   #1502
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Old 05-12-2016, 03:02 PM   #1503
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse, haggis, or the French. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse, haggis, or the French.
I edited Dana's edit.
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Old 05-13-2016, 09:16 AM   #1504
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Hahahahaha, you almoust had me! Yo're so funny!
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Old 05-16-2016, 06:41 PM   #1505
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Hmm, maybe so...
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:40 PM   #1506
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I'd vote for that ticket.
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Old 05-20-2016, 12:19 AM   #1507
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Old 05-20-2016, 07:53 AM   #1508
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Some wisdom there.
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Old 05-23-2016, 06:34 AM   #1509
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Which one is the used car salesman?

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The Prime Minister stunned staff at Witney Used Car Centre in Minster Lovell, Oxfordshire, when he pitched up to check out a vehicle he'd spotted.

Owner Iain Harris was even more surprised when, instead of opting for one of the more expensive cars on the forecourt, Mr Cameron selected a 2004 blue Nissan Micra costing less than £1,500 that has clocked up almost 93,000 miles.

'It was totally surreal,' Mr Harris said. 'I got a call on Friday night to say that the Prime Minister was on his way round to look at one of our cars. I thought it was one of my mates, winding me up.
I bet they both counted their fingers after that handshake.

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Old 05-23-2016, 07:54 PM   #1510
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Old 05-24-2016, 11:09 AM   #1511
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Old 05-24-2016, 12:25 PM   #1512
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I saw a poll that had Trump over Hillary, now that Republicans have accepted the reality of their nominee. If the gap widens, and Bernie can still beat him, will they choose him after all, or gamble everything?
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Old 05-25-2016, 07:59 AM   #1513
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Hillary's people are betting that Bernie's folk will vote for criminality over hate. His people remain engaged but Hillary's war-mongering is a problem for many. Is it possible they vote for down-ticket dems and flip Libertarian/ Green for the President?
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Old 05-28-2016, 09:11 AM   #1514
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Hillary's people are betting that Bernie's folk will vote for criminality over hate.
They will.
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Old 05-30-2016, 12:58 PM   #1515
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Why won't Bernie's folk just write him in and to hell with Hillary?
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