Cellar Newbie Quiz Jan 2017

[monster]

So we can get to know you .....and so we have an excuse to answer stupid questions for no reason ourselves/you can get to know us


1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

7) rodents?

8) onions or mushrooms?

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

10) Under where?

[sexobon]

1) Diagonally

2) No, except fruit salad which must contain green grapes, not red grapes.

3) Powdery slick

4) Yes, if you're a country western song writer.

5) Prince, before and after the artist formerly known as Prince; but, not in-between.

6) TMI

7) Are edible.

8) Mushrooms (especially with rodents and a nice Australian Shiraz).

9) 1.- The girl at the cash register (I figure when that happens everything will be for sale). 2.- Batteries, in case she has more stamina than me. 3.- Juices, in case I have more stamina than her.

10) Nope, commando.

[lumberjim]

Mustard

[sexobon]

Pass the Grey Poupon.

[zippyt]

Its a shark i tellz ya !!!

[xoxoxoBruce]

And you're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.

[Mountain Mule]

Originally Posted by monster

So we can get to know you .....and so we have an excuse to answer stupid questions for no reason ourselves/you can get to know us

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

I'm weird but I never do anything special

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Only if they're not moving

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

Sad, but the occasional spark of hope.

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if you're planning on killing him. In that case, it's fine

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

Cobalt blue

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

Prince

7) rodents?

I have cats. What are rodents?

8) onions or mushrooms?

extra cheese

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

Three Chinese coins for throwing the I Ching

10) Under where?

see question 6

[Pi]

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?
Too used to have a wife, a cat and a 3-year-old with me in bed so I probably sleep on the floor next to the bed

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?
Yes, my favorite salads are potato salad and a luxemburgish speciality "meat salad" and you need a little bit of herbs on both
3) How does cobalt blue feel?
like unicorn poop
4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?
There will be a Johnny Cahs ripp-off "A girl named Hobo"
5) Michael Jackson or Prince?
Prince
6) are you wearing underpants right now?
yes, and they're as clean as they could be coming out of the drawer this morning
7) rodents?
No, I'm not wearing rodents
8) onions or mushrooms?
and garlic
9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?
lots of knives and lots of tape and batteries
10) Under where?
that's an interesting question because i don't know what you want to know. Probably some kind of english non native english speakers have difficulties to understand so beware...

[footfootfoot]

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

I have an entire queen-sized bed to myself. I move all over it during the night and probably burn more calories while I'm asleep than during the day.

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Only if it's been in the back of the fridge for a month or two.

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

It dropped a penny in the well and wished that you would come back soon

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if it's spelled Hoebeaux

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

For music or baby-sitting/slumber parties, I'm gonna have to go with Prince, for $500.

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

I'm almost certain that I am. Or was when I got dressed. Hard to say, a lot can happen during the day.

7) rodents?

No, I just walk that way.

8) onions or mushrooms?

Both with bacon and sharp cheddar, lettuce and tomato. Oh, yeah, medium rare please and I'll have another beer.

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

All the chocolate
All the pain meds
All the party hats

10) Under where?

There, just below me.

[lumberjim]

Yeah, we already knew you were funny, prick.

[Gravdigr]

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

Corner to corner, diagonally.

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Not necessarily.

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

Like powder blue, but, harder.

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if it's short for Hoboken.

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

No.

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

Yep. Boxer briefs.

7) rodents?

Fried w/onions and bell peppers

8) onions or mushrooms?

Please. Thank you.

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

Shampoo. Bandages. Chocolate pudding.

10) Under where?

The boardwalk. Where else?

♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) out of the sun♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) people walking above♪ ♫
♪ ♫(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love♪ ♫
♪ ♫Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!♪ ♫

[footfootfoot]

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[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Yeah, we already knew you were funny, prick.

Yes, but looks aren't everything. If I was really funny I would have answered the name your kid hobo question with, only if your last name is nickels Funny and meta.

[limey]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Weird. Tapatalk is not showing my answers.


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I can see'em (Tapatalk/iPad).


Sent by magic.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1) you have an entire king-sized bed to yourself. Do you sleep slap-bang in the middle or on the edge. Or are you special and do something weird?

I have an entire queen-sized bed to myself. I move all over it during the night and probably burn more calories while I'm asleep than during the day.

2) Does a salad have to contain green things?

Only if it's been in the back of the fridge for a month or two.

3) How does cobalt blue feel?

It dropped a penny in the well and wished that you would come back soon

4) Is it acceptable to name your child Hobo?

Only if it's spelled Hoebeaux

5) Michael Jackson or Prince?

For music or baby-sitting/slumber parties, I'm gonna have to go with Prince, for $500.

6) are you wearing underpants right now?

I'm almost certain that I am. Or was when I got dressed. Hard to say, a lot can happen during the day.

7) rodents?

No, I just walk that way.

8) onions or mushrooms?

Both with bacon and sharp cheddar, lettuce and tomato. Oh, yeah, medium rare please and I'll have another beer.

9) Apocalypse is coming, stores are already out of weapons and only dollar stores/pound shops/your local equivalent are open. You are limited to three items. What do you buy?

All the chocolate
All the pain meds
All the party hats

10) Under where?

There, just below me.

Can you see them now?