Good news, bad news - Page 24

xoxoxoBruce · 03-30-2017, 02:12 AM

Two gallons total? Not much reserve there.

Clodfobble · 03-30-2017, 08:10 AM

People who can fix cars are like wizards to me.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-30-2017, 11:39 AM

People who can raise children are like wizards to me.

Gravdigr · 03-30-2017, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Good news
That was the worst thing to happen to me all day.

WIN!

That attitude will get you far young Padawan.

Gravdigr · 06-05-2017, 02:48 PM

Good news: Heard from The Best Friend I'll Ever Have's son yesterday.

Bad news: He's in jail. 4th degree assault/domestic violence. No bail.

Griff · 06-05-2017, 07:35 PM

Good news: No terror attack in US
Bad news: We're still shooting the fuck out of each other

Gravdigr · 06-07-2017, 01:56 PM

Raises an interesting question:

You are going to be murdered. Would you rather be killed by a friend or a stranger?

Griff · 06-08-2017, 07:33 AM

I'll take stranger, unless I really need killin'.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2017, 11:04 AM

I'll take the friend. Mutual friends will know who did it, and the killer will know they know, and they will know the killer knows they know.
Then I'll be looking down from heaven

just kidding, I'll be looking up watching it play out.

Gravdigr · 06-08-2017, 01:22 PM

I kinda like Bruce's line of thinking (yeah, I know, it scared me, too), sit back and watch the soap opera unfold.

Clodfobble · 06-08-2017, 11:03 PM

Stranger. Whatever the friend's reason for killing me, it might very well extend to harming my family, too. The stranger just wants money or something, he'll go away after I'm dead.

Gravdigr · 06-09-2017, 12:22 PM

You're ill and suffering. Euthanasia has just been made legal, but, you can't do it yourself.

Friend, or stranger?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-09-2017, 12:29 PM

That's like do you take your old pet to the vet to be put down or shoot it yourself. It's a very personal thing depending on your relationship. That's a hell of a burden to put on a friend.

Gravdigr · 06-10-2017, 02:23 PM

But, it'd be a helluva thing to do for a friend who needed it, no?

Griff · 06-10-2017, 03:18 PM

Truly a gift.

03-30-2017, 02:12 AM	#346
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Two gallons total? Not much reserve there. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-30-2017, 08:10 AM	#347
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	People who can fix cars are like wizards to me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-30-2017, 11:39 AM	#348
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	People who can raise children are like wizards to me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-05-2017, 02:48 PM	#350
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Good news: Heard from The Best Friend I'll Ever Have's son yesterday. Bad news: He's in jail. 4th degree assault/domestic violence. No bail. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-05-2017, 07:35 PM	#351
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Good news: No terror attack in US Bad news: We're still shooting the fuck out of each other __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-07-2017, 01:56 PM	#352
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Raises an interesting question: You are going to be murdered. Would you rather be killed by a friend or a stranger? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-08-2017, 07:33 AM	#353
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I'll take stranger, unless I really need killin'. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-08-2017, 11:04 AM	#354
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'll take the friend. Mutual friends will know who did it, and the killer will know they know, and they will know the killer knows they know. Then I'll be looking down from heaven just kidding, I'll be looking up watching it play out. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-08-2017, 01:22 PM	#355
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I kinda like Bruce's line of thinking (yeah, I know, it scared me, too), sit back and watch the soap opera unfold. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-08-2017, 11:03 PM	#356
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Stranger. Whatever the friend's reason for killing me, it might very well extend to harming my family, too. The stranger just wants money or something, he'll go away after I'm dead. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-09-2017, 12:22 PM	#357
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You're ill and suffering. Euthanasia has just been made legal, but, you can't do it yourself. Friend, or stranger? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-09-2017, 12:29 PM	#358
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's like do you take your old pet to the vet to be put down or shoot it yourself. It's a very personal thing depending on your relationship. That's a hell of a burden to put on a friend. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-10-2017, 02:23 PM	#359
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	But, it'd be a helluva thing to do for a friend who needed it, no? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-10-2017, 03:18 PM	#360
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Truly a gift. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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