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02-05-2019, 07:00 AM | #1246 |
The future is unwritten
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You may be naked but you're home safe.
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02-05-2019, 09:07 AM | #1247 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
02-05-2019, 11:12 AM | #1248 |
Fucktard Resistance League
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02-05-2019, 11:18 AM | #1249 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!!
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02-05-2019, 11:28 AM | #1250 |
The Un-Tuckian
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So...Is it good to be back?
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02-05-2019, 11:32 AM | #1251 |
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02-05-2019, 11:40 AM | #1252 |
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02-05-2019, 11:43 AM | #1253 |
The Un-Tuckian
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Customer: "When will my car be done?"
Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday." Customer, walking away: "Okay." Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."
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02-05-2019, 05:01 PM | #1254 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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02-05-2019, 05:20 PM | #1255 |
The future is unwritten
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I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is.
Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.
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02-06-2019, 11:50 AM | #1256 |
The Un-Tuckian
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What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?
Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya? Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on; Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.
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02-18-2019, 01:52 AM | #1257 |
The future is unwritten
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I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you. Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.
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02-18-2019, 11:35 AM | #1258 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...
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02-18-2019, 11:57 AM | #1259 |
still says videotape
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You've been trolled.
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02-18-2019, 11:02 PM | #1260 |
Goon Squad Leader
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"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid"
"If you can't read this, it's not our problem"
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