Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 397

Squawk · 03-24-2020, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

Toilet tissue crime is rife, rife I tell you.

Coronavirus: Three men arrested over loo roll haul

We used to have an anarchist newsletter here which had a regular feature called 'Crap Arrest Of The Week'.

I think this story would have fitted in quite nicely.

Gravdigr · 03-24-2020, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Not sure if this link will work for all, but we'll give it a go.
same vein:

https://www.facebook.com/sue.gwynne1...MTg1/?sk=h_chr

There's a Merkin version floating around, too.

Undertoad · 03-24-2020, 03:23 PM

Griff · 03-24-2020, 03:33 PM

ow

Flint · 03-24-2020, 03:53 PM

Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-24-2020, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.

Why is this in the humor thread?

monster · 03-25-2020, 10:01 AM

The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt.

I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit.

Undertoad · 03-25-2020, 10:14 AM

I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.

Undertoad · 03-25-2020, 10:17 AM

But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.

Hopalong48 · 03-25-2020, 11:46 AM

It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes.

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monster · 03-25-2020, 12:44 PM

Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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sexobon · 03-25-2020, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

'...WE CAN'T CREMATE BODIES FAST ENOUGH...'

If you're planted six feet under, you're maintaining the recommended distance. Should be OK.

fargon · 03-25-2020, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians

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I'm a Christian, and I'm not pissed.

Griff · 03-25-2020, 01:23 PM

That's because you're the real deal bro.

monster · 03-25-2020, 01:56 PM

I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society.

I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now...

03-24-2020, 03:33 PM	#5944
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03-24-2020, 03:53 PM	#5945
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Um.. You done goofed. Consequences will never be the same. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-25-2020, 10:01 AM	#5947
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The cremation cartoon makes me feel sick to the stomach. I want to hide away and say nothing and pretend it didn't happen so we can move on in this thread. Humor is often funny because it challenges boundaries. But this is a boundary that shouldn't have been breached imo. This is not for me. ymmv but I just wanted to tell you how I felt. I came here to post a funny, but now I'm going to go away and do something else for a bit. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-25-2020, 12:44 PM	#5951
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yeah, I know, I just didn't feel true to myself if I didn't say something. Here's the one I was gonna post to piss off the Christians __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-25-2020, 01:23 PM	#5954
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That's because you're the real deal bro. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-24-2020, 03:23 PM	#5943
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

03-25-2020, 10:14 AM	#5948
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I apologize to those who don't like it. I was born with a gene that causes me to see even the blackest black humor as funny. It is sometimes a bad thing in public.

03-25-2020, 10:17 AM	#5949
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	But also I must admit love the awkward look monkey puppet meme so much. It is a close second to the woman yelling at dinner cat meme.

03-25-2020, 11:46 AM	#5950
Hopalong48 Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 76	It is common for people to use dark humor in time of stress and uncertainty, (( is that a real word?) It's sick humor but I wasn't offended. When I was a kid polio affected alot of people that I grew up and went to school with, my brother included. But we still told polio jokes. Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk

03-25-2020, 01:56 PM	#5955
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think my main level of discomfort was not so much the subject matter (although...) as the suggestion that the current Germans are "guilty" A bit like I don't really have a problem with saying this virus originated in China, but I do have a problem with people in America attacking anyone who "Looks Chinese" in the street. It's not my fault they're so stupid, but I'm ok with not calling it the Chinese virus in a place where these dicks might latch on to that if it helps protect innocent members of society. I just feel children should not be responsible for the sins of their parents... I'll shut up now... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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