What I Learned Today - Page 7

xoxoxoBruce · 02-10-2006, 02:05 AM

Yesterday I learned it was the first day of Alaska King Crab season.

Today I learned the Cellar is crawllllllling.

Gwennie! · 02-10-2006, 02:16 AM

Today I woke up and learned that I still have the hots for Bono.

wolf · 02-10-2006, 02:34 AM

I never did. You're welcome to him.

02-10-2006, 02:53 AM

I learned to never again let my dog get lose in the neighbor's yard.

Crimson Ghost · 02-10-2006, 05:02 AM

Today I learned that you don't need to yell to make children quiet down.

Waving a shotgun around will have the same effect.

fargon · 02-10-2006, 06:33 AM

I learned that I am a screamer.

dar512 · 02-10-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

I learned to never again let my dog get lose in the neighbor's yard.

Please tell me that's not all you learned from that incident.

02-10-2006, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

Please tell me that's not all you learned from that incident.

OK

I learned that I know absolutely nothing regarding the nature of potentially explosive devices. I learned that they might be road flares or they might be something more lethal, and if the latter, that the item does not become harmless merely because it is old. I learned that since my ignorance on the matter is so vast, that if I ever again come across something like that to leave it alone and call somebody who knows more than me about such things (this would seem to include most of the rest of the entire world).

There. I learned some important stuff, actually, and came away unharmed. Thank heavens the things were only ancient road flares.

Beestie · 02-10-2006, 01:33 PM

Wiley E. Coyote on line 1.

BigV · 02-10-2006, 01:36 PM

I have been informed (again) that I am a slow learner. I hesitate to say I learned anything.

Or maybe it's so good that I get to keep learning it over and over and over.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-10-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

I learned that I am a screamer.

Uh...shouldn't your wife have posted that?

Granola Goddess · 02-10-2006, 04:53 PM

I learned today that a gay baseball flick is coming out.

limey · 02-10-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Today I learned that there's a preservative in a lot of bread which sends kids loopy (apparently).

Buy a bread making machine. Easy-peasy to operate, and fantastic bread, PLUS you know what youve put into it!

Elspode · 02-10-2006, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Granola Goddess

I learned today that a gay baseball flick is coming out.

Brokeback Pitchers Mound?

zippyt · 02-10-2006, 07:52 PM

But who is catching ???? LJ ????

02-10-2006, 02:05 AM	#91
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yesterday I learned it was the first day of Alaska King Crab season. Today I learned the Cellar is crawllllllling. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-10-2006, 02:16 AM	#92
Gwennie! Not Female at Birth Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Anaheim Posts: 166	Today I woke up and learned that I still have the hots for Bono. __________________ Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Gwennie!

02-10-2006, 02:34 AM	#93
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I never did. You're welcome to him. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-10-2006, 05:02 AM	#95
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Today I learned that you don't need to yell to make children quiet down. Waving a shotgun around will have the same effect. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-10-2006, 06:33 AM	#96
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I learned that I am a screamer. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-10-2006, 02:53 AM	#94
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	I learned to never again let my dog get lose in the neighbor's yard.

02-10-2006, 01:33 PM	#99
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Wiley E. Coyote on line 1. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

02-10-2006, 01:36 PM	#100
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I have been informed (again) that I am a slow learner. I hesitate to say I learned anything. Or maybe it's so good that I get to keep learning it over and over and over. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-10-2006, 04:53 PM	#102
Granola Goddess I'll Have Sprouts With That Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North of You Guyz Posts: 61	I learned today that a gay baseball flick is coming out.

02-10-2006, 07:52 PM	#105
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	But who is catching ???? LJ ???? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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