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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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The Cellar : Chimpanzee experiment in progress.
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05-05-2006, 12:56 AM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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05-05-2006, 01:38 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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I know exactly why I think that is funny.
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05-05-2006, 04:39 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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But does he use suspenders and a bra?
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05-05-2006, 06:57 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjim, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! CHORUS All: He's a lumberjim, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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05-05-2006, 07:07 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
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grrr, now I am gonna be humming that bastard all day. I dont wanna think about LJ all day!!!
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05-09-2006, 06:28 AM
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Classic, kagen, just classic. When I read that I immediately imagined John Cleese singing it during Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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05-09-2006, 06:33 AM
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The Cellar: The foam brought you here. It brings everyone here.
The Cellar: Come for the foam. Stay for the beer.
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05-09-2006, 06:38 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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05-09-2006, 08:54 AM
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05-17-2006, 02:03 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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the cellar: We're not attention whores, we're attention escorts.
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05-17-2006, 02:32 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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The Cellar: We no abut zippyt's speelling. deel wif it.
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05-24-2006, 08:18 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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the cellar: You hear that? That's the sound of thinking.
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05-25-2006, 01:24 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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The Cellar: Don't bend over.
The Cellar: Who the fuck wants to know? The Cellar: Be with you in a minute. The Cellar: Try to keep up. The Cellar: A community that used to be pen-pals. The Cellar: Smoking or non-smoking? The Cellar: Separating church and state. The Cellar: It's worse than that - he's dead, Jim! The Cellar: You remind me of an asshole. The Cellar: Partners with We, Fuckum, and Howe The Cellar: Better than doing something else. The Cellar: Are you naked, too? The Cellar: Amuse us or die!
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05-25-2006, 07:11 PM
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The future is unwritten
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That's... Canwe, Phukum & Howe.
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