A Random thread about nothing, in Nothingland

lumberjim · 11-08-2006, 03:23 PM

The only thing is, that in this thread, you may misquote people. take things out of context, truncate statements for humorous effect, etc....

here's something from a completely different thread:

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Originally Posted by Brianna

In my own family we have tried, with stunning failure, to introduce new food traditions to the Thanksgiving Day feast. Things like: Filet of Cat (hissed at), cranberry vodka (instead of the requisite solid cranberry mass thunked from the can), DRESSING WITH LIZZARDS! Mom was nearly lynched because of that AND--chocolate chip mayonaise pie. Sounds better than it is. From now on--only traditional mayonaise Pie will do. And don't put any undead things in the gravy.

Any of you tried to mess with the Holiest Turkey of the Year?

lumberjim · 11-08-2006, 05:14 PM

ok. lame thread. sorry.

DucksNuts · 11-08-2006, 07:54 PM

it has potential, but I cant think of anyone I want to misquote....well..I can, but it will be lame

footfootfoot · 11-08-2006, 08:56 PM

I thought it was funny.

Griff · 11-08-2006, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by UG

George W. Bush is clearly thinking the same way. I applaud this. When totalitarians no longer exist, how much of the world's misery will have fled? The big problem is one of logistics: bringing up enough bullets, shells, napalm, perhaps nukes, to wipe them out. I do not care how they die, so long as they either die or convert to genuine democrats. If you're a totalitarian, you have zero business in politics. Leave rulership to people more enlightened than yourself -- and less sociopathic.

oops... sorry turns out that's a real one

lumberjim · 11-08-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

ok. I'm lame. sorry.

JayMcGee · 11-08-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

and now for something completely different :

Messing with turkey's is banned in most countries......

Elspode · 11-08-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by buddug

You Americans are *so* terribly cultured and civilized! And your sense of humor! C'est magnifique! I lie awake at night, smoking my Pall Malls and sipping Coca Cola, just wishing I could drink in the majesty of your great society instead...

I'm pretty sure this is a direct misquote.

Beestie · 11-09-2006, 01:29 AM

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You Americans are *so* terribly cultured and civilized! And your sense of humor! C'est magnifique! I lie awake at night, smoking my Pall Malls and sipping Coca Cola, just wishing I could drink in the majesty of your great society instead...
"Bloody hell . I thought you were being ironic until I remembered that Americans cannot do irony." - Buddug Li

I think I can say with a high degree of certainty that no one who uses the expression "Bloody Hell" would also use the expression "C'est magnifique." Unless, of course, you lost track of which country you are pretending to be from.

Elspode · 11-09-2006, 09:56 AM

Well, that's what's so appealing about Buddug. Cultural schizophrenia.

Ibby · 11-09-2006, 10:03 AM

You haven't noticed, beestie?

Griff · 11-09-2006, 03:21 PM

There was a gender switch mid-stream as well. Not that theres...

Flint · 11-09-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

ok. lame thread. sorry.

It was a funny idea, but I imagine not many are willing to break the boardie code, even upon invitaion.

Griff · 11-09-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

...funny idea... not...

You Prick!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 11-09-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas
I actually liked boinking the virgin.

I have much interest in seeing people's heads explode, but if Kirsten Dunst were getting a manicure, I suppose I'd have to at least rent the U-haul.

11-08-2006, 05:14 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ok. lame thread. sorry. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-08-2006, 08:56 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I thought it was funny. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, that's what's so appealing about Buddug. Cultural schizophrenia. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	You haven't noticed, beestie? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-09-2006, 03:21 PM	#12
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11-08-2006, 07:54 PM	#3
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