He was pissed

busterb · 01-08-2008, 06:42 PM

NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.

SteveDallas · 01-08-2008, 08:53 PM

What is the crime? I mean, seriously, is there a law against mailing animal part to people?

monster · 01-08-2008, 09:09 PM

Apparently.

"Dead animals or parts of animals"

Page 17:

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

Griff · 01-08-2008, 09:11 PM

So in Western PA you have to give a dowry when you're cuckolded?

Aliantha · 01-08-2008, 09:47 PM

The poor cow.

I think he's been watching too many gangster movies. srsly.

wolf · 01-08-2008, 11:44 PM

I am surprised that I knew nothing of this.

I found an msnbc article, but it doesn't list the names of the recipients.

busterb · 01-09-2008, 09:11 AM

Wolf. Story here http://apnews.myway.com//article/200...D8U22FMO0.html

classicman · 01-09-2008, 09:20 AM

AP Story

Quote:

The victim received a package containing a cow's head with a puncture wound in its skull on June 1, 2006.
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles

Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said.

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binky · 01-09-2008, 10:03 AM

she must have been overcome by the romance

Cloud · 01-09-2008, 10:06 AM

wait . . . they got back together?!!

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 10:24 AM

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Shawnee123 · 01-09-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

wait . . . they got back together?!!

Oh for pete's sake. Maybe it's my lack of perseverance that keeps me from a successful relationship...dude mails me a cow head and I'm out of there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by msnbc

Fife, 31, of Hunker, was sentenced Friday to a program for first-time offenders in which he must complete two years of probation and 50 hours of community service. If he successfully finishes the program, his record will be cleared.

Fife and his wife, who have a young child, later reconciled, Hilles said

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Judge: Mr Fife, is this the first time you've mailed an animal's cranium to a spouse?

Fife: Yes sir.

Judge: OK, you're sentenced to 50 hours of picking trash out of the ditch. Court is adjourned.

Mrs Fife: I love you, you cowhead sending freakazoid.

Mr Fife: I love you too, you cheating witch.

Baby Fife: I don't stand a chance.

lookout123 · 01-09-2008, 11:33 AM

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

ZenGum · 01-09-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

strangely enough our long lost dwellar cowhead made an appearance yesterday.

That is very very weird. Thanks for noticing, and pointing it out.

Spexxvet · 01-09-2008, 11:53 AM

What do expect from a guy from HUNKER?

01-08-2008, 06:42 PM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	He was pissed NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-08-2008, 09:09 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Apparently. "Dead animals or parts of animals" Page 17: http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-08-2008, 09:11 PM	#4
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01-08-2008, 09:47 PM	#5
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01-08-2008, 11:44 PM	#6
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01-09-2008, 09:11 AM	#7
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