Family Feud (Fortunes) Help Please - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 01-11-2008, 01:46 PM

pssst...use "white" lookout.

lookout123 · 01-11-2008, 02:13 PM

hey look! black works!

so does white, apparently. thanks.

BigV · 01-11-2008, 02:25 PM

You know, I hate this game. I hated it when it was a tv show, Richard Dawson? (Gawd. I looked it up and I *did* remember it correctly. Why, o, why am I wasting brain cells remembering the name of a host of a game show that I hate?)

The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me. People were being encouraged to be stupid. This was alarming to me and I think it's a direct precursor to lots of other shit tv that carried on even to today, often to levels of painful wincing caricature. Jerry Springer comes to mind. (Yes, I know that's not a game show. The people on both shows all battle to be "The Stupidest!") I am embarrassed for all of them. Are they all too stupid to feel shame? Apparently. [/rant]

Ok. I feel better.

I like games too, so here's my two cents worth:

Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Safety Pin
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Grab the wheel
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Vegas, baby
Name something associated with the country Wales - The Welsh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - bird bath
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger

Because I liked ZenGum's idea so much, I wanted to copy it. Here are my comedy answers.

Name an enemy of Batman - Everybody! Who, besides Robin and Alfred are even on his side?
Name something that fastens clothes together - bodily fluids
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - other bodily fluids
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - that screaming toddler lashed into his stroller
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - ride free; gas, grass or ass
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - the city that never sleeps
Name something associated with the country Wales - an generalized sense of inadequacy compared to city whales
Name a number you might have to memorise - the one you keep forgetting
Name something you might put out for the birds - cynaide and strychnine
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - you don't have animals with tea, it is a strictly vegetarian affair, so I choose Toast.

limey · 01-11-2008, 02:34 PM

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - lion
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - new york
Name something associated with the country Wales - leeks
Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN number
Name something you might put out for the birds - big fat balls
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tyrannosaurus rex (or toad)

And there I was thinking you were in the middle of a family feud!!!!!!!!!

Chocolatl · 01-11-2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me.

Guess you're more of a Scattergories type, eh?

limey · 01-11-2008, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Name something associated with the country Wales -

I've been to Wales, and it's a really nice place. I have no idea why this popped into my head, but "sheep fucking" was the first thing to register. That's supposed to be Scotland though, isn't it? You shouldn't be asking Americans these things.

No, no, no, NO, NO! That's the WELSH, for sure!

DanaC · 01-11-2008, 02:37 PM

It's also used for Yorkshire. Basically anywhere traditionally associated with sheep and/or wool textiles.

BigV · 01-11-2008, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolatl

Guess you're more of a Scattergories type, eh?

Oh yes!

LJ · 01-11-2008, 08:41 PM

Name an enemy of Batman - The Ridler
Name something that fastens clothes together - Rivets
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Monkeys
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fart
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas
Name something associated with the country Wales - Jelly
Name a number you might have to memorise - ATM pin
Name something you might put out for the birds - birdfeed?
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tyrannosaurus Rex

jinx · 01-11-2008, 08:47 PM

Name an enemy of Batman - joker
Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - NY NY
Name something associated with the country Wales - uhhhh
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number
Name something you might put out for the birds - stale bread
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - turkey

Cloud · 01-12-2008, 12:04 AM

leeks are associated with Wales?

Crimson Ghost · 01-12-2008, 12:56 AM

Name an enemy of Batman - Harley Quinn
Name something that fastens clothes together - Stitches
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Glances
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Tiger
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Vomit
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Berlin, Germany
Name something associated with the country Wales - Tom Jones
Name a number you might have to memorise - Social Security Number
Name something you might put out for the birds - Cats
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tapir

Aliantha · 01-12-2008, 01:10 AM

ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY
Name an enemy of Batman - the green hornet
Name something that fastens clothes together - zip
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -have sex
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - sydney
Name something associated with the country Wales -The Prince
Name a number you might have to memorise - phone
Name something you might put out for the birds - seeds
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - trout

regular.joe · 01-12-2008, 02:37 AM

Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin
Name something that fastens clothes together - Velcro
Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - spit
Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Screamer monkey
Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -blow chunks
Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Tokyo
Name something associated with the country Wales - Unintelligible speach
Name a number you might have to memorize - My anniversary date
Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread crumbs
Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Trout

Aliantha · 01-12-2008, 04:48 AM

Hang on a minute. The green hornet was spidermans enemy wasn't he?

I've got all my evil rivals mixed up.

I guess I'd lose family feud if I gave that answer.

01-11-2008, 02:13 PM	#17
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	hey look! black works! so does white, apparently. thanks. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-11-2008, 02:25 PM	#18
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You know, I hate this game. I hated it when it was a tv show, Richard Dawson? (Gawd. I looked it up and I did remember it correctly. Why, o, why am I wasting brain cells remembering the name of a host of a game show that I hate?) The whole premise of the show, think like a sheep and be quick about it; the better sheep you are, the less original, the less creative, the less intelligent you are the more you will be rewarded--offended me. People were being encouraged to be stupid. This was alarming to me and I think it's a direct precursor to lots of other shit tv that carried on even to today, often to levels of painful wincing caricature. Jerry Springer comes to mind. (Yes, I know that's not a game show. The people on both shows all battle to be "The Stupidest!") I am embarrassed for all of them. Are they all too stupid to feel shame? Apparently. [/rant] Ok. I feel better. I like games too, so here's my two cents worth: Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin Name something that fastens clothes together - Safety Pin Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Vows Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Lion Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Grab the wheel Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Vegas, baby Name something associated with the country Wales - The Welsh Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number Name something you might put out for the birds - bird bath Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tiger Because I liked ZenGum's idea so much, I wanted to copy it. Here are my comedy answers. Name an enemy of Batman - Everybody! Who, besides Robin and Alfred are even on his side? Name something that fastens clothes together - bodily fluids Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - other bodily fluids Name the loudest animal in a zoo - that screaming toddler lashed into his stroller Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - ride free; gas, grass or ass Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - the city that never sleeps Name something associated with the country Wales - an generalized sense of inadequacy compared to city whales Name a number you might have to memorise - the one you keep forgetting Name something you might put out for the birds - cynaide and strychnine Name an animal beginning with the letter T - you don't have animals with tea, it is a strictly vegetarian affair, so I choose Toast. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-11-2008, 02:34 PM	#19
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY Name an enemy of Batman - the penguin Name something that fastens clothes together - zip Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows Name the loudest animal in a zoo - lion Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - fart Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - new york Name something associated with the country Wales - leeks Name a number you might have to memorise - PIN number Name something you might put out for the birds - big fat balls Name an animal beginning with the letter T - tyrannosaurus rex (or toad) And there I was thinking you were in the middle of a family feud!!!!!!!!! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-11-2008, 08:41 PM	#24
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	Name an enemy of Batman - The Ridler Name something that fastens clothes together - Rivets Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Monkeys Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Fart Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Las Vegas Name something associated with the country Wales - Jelly Name a number you might have to memorise - ATM pin Name something you might put out for the birds - birdfeed? Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tyrannosaurus Rex __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens Last edited by LJ; 01-11-2008 at 08:50 PM.

01-11-2008, 08:47 PM	#25
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Name an enemy of Batman - joker Name something that fastens clothes together - zipper Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - smoke Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - NY NY Name something associated with the country Wales - uhhhh Name a number you might have to memorise - phone number Name something you might put out for the birds - stale bread Name an animal beginning with the letter T - turkey __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-11-2008, 01:46 PM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	pssst...use "white" lookout.

01-11-2008, 02:37 PM	#22
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	It's also used for Yorkshire. Basically anywhere traditionally associated with sheep and/or wool textiles.

01-12-2008, 12:04 AM	#26
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	leeks are associated with Wales? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-12-2008, 12:56 AM	#27
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Name an enemy of Batman - Harley Quinn Name something that fastens clothes together - Stitches Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - Glances Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Tiger Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car - Vomit Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Berlin, Germany Name something associated with the country Wales - Tom Jones Name a number you might have to memorise - Social Security Number Name something you might put out for the birds - Cats Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Tapir __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-12-2008, 01:10 AM	#28
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ORIGINAL QUESTIONS TO CUT & PASTE INTO YOUR REPLY Name an enemy of Batman - the green hornet Name something that fastens clothes together - zip Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - vows Name the loudest animal in a zoo - elephant Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -have sex Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - sydney Name something associated with the country Wales -The Prince Name a number you might have to memorise - phone Name something you might put out for the birds - seeds Name an animal beginning with the letter T - trout __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-12-2008, 02:37 AM	#29
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Name an enemy of Batman - The Penguin Name something that fastens clothes together - Velcro Name something that couples exchange at a wedding - spit Name the loudest animal in a zoo - Screamer monkey Name something you wish people wouldn't do in your car -blow chunks Name a city where something is going on 24 hours a day - Tokyo Name something associated with the country Wales - Unintelligible speach Name a number you might have to memorize - My anniversary date Name something you might put out for the birds - Bread crumbs Name an animal beginning with the letter T - Trout __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

01-12-2008, 04:48 AM	#30
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hang on a minute. The green hornet was spidermans enemy wasn't he? I've got all my evil rivals mixed up. I guess I'd lose family feud if I gave that answer. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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