03-12-2008, 05:29 PM | #1726 |
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I just follow the Monster...Cocks. ;-)
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03-12-2008, 06:30 PM | #1727 |
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Dear all,
This is really fun, thanks all of you for your responses. A big thanks to Clodfobble for explaining how things works. Now I could actually make up some codes for myself following this technique. "What's your story, loss? I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop". Hi Glatt, do you mean the story of myself? well, i am cute, curious and confuse, hihi.. things such as "the other shoe to drop" really got me in total loss. Please tell me what does this mean? Thanks Monster, Shawnee, Tink . Enjoy the rest of the everning! 143 Loss. P.S. again this is how it goes: she said:362; and he responsed: 293. |
03-12-2008, 06:38 PM | #1728 |
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is this another one of tw's sock puppets?
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03-12-2008, 08:07 PM | #1729 |
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Hey, total, he meant "hi there, welcome to the cellar, where are you from, what do you do, pepsi or cola, tell us more about yourself, please...."
I still reackon 362....293 is "how desire it?"...."up chocolate way"
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03-12-2008, 08:16 PM | #1730 |
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Only time I ever saw people use 'hihi' was in gaming and they were usually from the east....usually Korean.
Total Loss, nice to 'meet' you welcome to the cellar ! |
03-12-2008, 11:29 PM | #1731 |
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A lot further east.
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03-13-2008, 10:22 AM | #1732 |
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A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her ablanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticedthere was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She triedit again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma."The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would closethe curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flatlined with no pulse, no heartrate. The nurses ran back into the room."What happened," they cried!The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked???
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03-13-2008, 10:54 AM | #1733 |
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03-13-2008, 02:37 PM | #1734 |
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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03-13-2008, 02:45 PM | #1735 | |
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03-14-2008, 12:04 PM | #1736 |
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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" And that's when the fight started. |
03-15-2008, 01:47 PM | #1737 |
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I Often Contradict Myself
I often contradict myself. Oh no, I never do. I argue with me day and night. That simply isnt true. Oh yes it is. Oh no it's not. I do this all day long. Oh no I don't. Oh yes I do. That's right. No way! It's wrong. I'm really quite agreeable. I argue night and day. I love to be around myself. I wish I'd go away. So if you see me arguing, it's certain that you won't. I like to contradict myself. I promise you I don't. --Kenn Nesbitt |
03-15-2008, 02:18 PM | #1738 |
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Hello DanaC,
Thanks for your warm welcome. It's nice to "meet" you too. It's my first time here ever; I'm really clueless on how things works. You're right, i'm asian, but not Korean. What is from the "gaming" means anyway? -- Hello Monster, How are you? Thanks for explaining Glatt questions. Ok, i'm from US, 2 years college graduated, still working on what i want to do, still working on how to express myself correctly, love animal, here to have fun and to look for answers.. Are you purposelly post the answer in that "hard to see" color, because it's really work -only joking- but thanks anyway, i think it's cute, only wish i could understand what "up chocolate mean". Glad to be a member of the Cellar, thank you all again, Sincerely, Loss. Last edited by total loss; 03-15-2008 at 02:23 PM. |
03-15-2008, 02:30 PM | #1739 |
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"Up chocolate", often refers to anal sex.
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03-15-2008, 02:40 PM | #1740 |
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Oh, Hi Bruce, thank you! No wonder Monster posted it in that color.
Have fun, Loss. |
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