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12 | 70.59% |
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4 | 23.53% |
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04-09-2008, 09:34 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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how big is your nose?
I know your nose in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you in my arms again And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love Then you softly leave And it's me you need to show How big is your nose? How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be. I believe in you You know the door to my very nose You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour My savior when I fall And you may not think I care for you When you know down inside That I really do How big is your nose? (links to a midi file of the music!) How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be.
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04-10-2008, 09:03 AM
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...now remove your thumb from your nose and use a kleenex! |
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04-10-2008, 12:21 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Sorry, my thumb is considerably longer than my nose.
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04-10-2008, 12:28 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.
Does that work for you? If you're at work, don't feel that you have to test this one right away.
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04-10-2008, 12:31 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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But I will accept further subjects to improve the accuracy of my data.
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04-10-2008, 12:48 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?
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04-10-2008, 01:04 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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Stretched out as far apart as they can go under their own power, which is about 90 degrees.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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04-10-2008, 01:05 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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I'm trying to figure out how large my penis would be. I have such small hands! I really am disappointed!! If I dislocate my thumb it could be bigger. (not gonna but it crossed my mind) This points to the fact that if I had one, I would have issues. Are we talking at full sail or what?
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04-10-2008, 01:22 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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That doesn't work for me. Thumb tip to middle finger tip is less than 9 inches.
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04-10-2008, 01:26 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.
::smashes your hand into your face::
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04-10-2008, 01:53 PM
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04-10-2008, 01:54 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Would that be called your wangspan?
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04-10-2008, 03:32 PM
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Touring the facilities
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The plains of Colorado
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I have serious hitch hiker thumbs...that gives me a bit of a theoretical advantage...if I were a man, that is.
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04-10-2008, 03:38 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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How big is my nose... I dunno, let me see... OUCH!
Now ask me how many eyes I have.
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04-10-2008, 03:41 PM
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Your Bartender
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