The Fist Fight Poll

lumberjim · 04-16-2008, 01:10 AM

Tell us about the last fight you got in....or a memorable one. These kind of stories are always so telling. Why did you fight? Did you win? What did it cost you? Would you do it again?

Razzmatazz13 · 04-16-2008, 01:20 AM

Never been in a fist fight. That would've made it onto my permanent record

lumberjim · 04-16-2008, 01:22 AM

ut, if you can fix that, please add one choice for '10 + years. if he can't just write it in folks.

dammit. i hate it when i fuck up. i cant even vote on my own poll.

zippyt · 04-16-2008, 01:41 AM

Last Good ass whopping I administered was in Iceland , I beat a dude UP 3-4 flights of stairs . He needed WHOOPEN !!!

lumberjim · 04-16-2008, 02:09 AM

my last actual fight was on my 12th birthday. since then, I've been either too big, or too reasonable for people to swing at.

Watching Fight Club made me want to brawl a little. And I'd play tackle football tomorrow if I could.....but at 37 yrs old I don't like falling down all that much anymore.

DucksNuts · 04-16-2008, 06:13 AM

Over 10 yrs for me.

We were drunk, at a nite club, the chick was a slapper who threw a punch at my boyfriend at the time, and he wouldnt retaliate ....so I did.

I've also decked a guy who keyed my car and another who was drunk and tormenting a cat.

Im such a lady.

Sundae · 04-16-2008, 06:40 AM

I have only ever had minor scuffles with my siblings.
But I have fights in my dreams all the time. Really violent ones where I worry I am about to kill someone - usually at the point where I am slamming their head repeatedly against the floor.

Perhaps I should have had more real fights.

Antimatter · 04-16-2008, 07:43 AM

I'm not the type who tries to pick up fights, but once by accident 6-7 years ago I was in one. Wasn't much of a fight, more me and a friend being beaten up by a kid on speed or something. I learned the valuable lesson that unless you're prepared to kill and maim, don't try to break up a fight.

Undertoad · 04-16-2008, 08:20 AM

After age 14 I declared an allergy to physical violence. I will never use force to achieve political or social goals.

SteveDallas · 04-16-2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Last Good ass whopping I administered was in Iceland

Yeah, that's cool, but what about the last one you TOOK?

Trilby · 04-16-2008, 10:30 AM

never. i prefer to emotionally cripple my victims...after all, it's what I learned at home!

Cicero · 04-16-2008, 10:56 AM

About 3 1/2 to 4 years?
I didn't start it but I finally won. It was a situation where I wouldn't have gotten anywhere calling the police or filing charges (lack of real tangible evidence). I also decided to let the punishment suit the crime. It was self-empowering...good stuff.

I wonder why people never get the moral to the story regarding Fight Club? I had an ex that had the same response, and I know these guys are reading or watching to the end...
:p

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2008, 11:05 AM

Is it a fight, if you just knock them out?

Cloud · 04-16-2008, 11:24 AM

(scoff) fist fight? moi?

lookout123 · 04-16-2008, 11:31 AM

It was a couple months ago and I wrote about it somewhere else in the cellar. Drunk domestic abuser giving me and lil lookout shit at the soccer club. Beat the piss out of him in my knee jerk reactionary way. Not the proudest moment.

Before that, 2000. Coming out of a bar after a Phoenix Sun's game I witnessed a jackoff run his key from bumper to bumper on my new truck. Was still punching him in the face when the cops got there and congratulated me on my citizen's arrest.

Before that, the 12th grade. Beat the crap out of my best friend in front of the principal's office. He slapped his girlfriend in the face again after I scolded him for slapping her. I left him in a sobbing heap and went directly to the principal's office where they just laughed as they gave me my detention.

View Poll Results: When was the last time you were in an actual fist fight?
Within the last 6 months	1	3.03%
more than 6 months, less than a year	0	0%
1-2 years ago	1	3.03%
2-5 years ago	3	9.09%
5-10 years ago	4	12.12%
over 10 years ago	17	51.52%
never have been	7	21.21%
Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

04-16-2008, 01:10 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Fist Fight Poll Tell us about the last fight you got in....or a memorable one. These kind of stories are always so telling. Why did you fight? Did you win? What did it cost you? Would you do it again? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-16-2008, 01:20 AM	#2
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Never been in a fist fight. That would've made it onto my permanent record __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

04-16-2008, 01:22 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ut, if you can fix that, please add one choice for '10 + years. if he can't just write it in folks. dammit. i hate it when i fuck up. i cant even vote on my own poll. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 04-16-2008 at 02:06 AM. Reason: fashizzel

04-16-2008, 01:41 AM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Last Good ass whopping I administered was in Iceland , I beat a dude UP 3-4 flights of stairs . He needed WHOOPEN !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-16-2008, 02:09 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	my last actual fight was on my 12th birthday. since then, I've been either too big, or too reasonable for people to swing at. Watching Fight Club made me want to brawl a little. And I'd play tackle football tomorrow if I could.....but at 37 yrs old I don't like falling down all that much anymore. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-16-2008, 06:13 AM	#6
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Over 10 yrs for me. We were drunk, at a nite club, the chick was a slapper who threw a punch at my boyfriend at the time, and he wouldnt retaliate ....so I did. I've also decked a guy who keyed my car and another who was drunk and tormenting a cat. Im such a lady.

04-16-2008, 06:40 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have only ever had minor scuffles with my siblings. But I have fights in my dreams all the time. Really violent ones where I worry I am about to kill someone - usually at the point where I am slamming their head repeatedly against the floor. Perhaps I should have had more real fights. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-16-2008, 07:43 AM	#8
Antimatter Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 68	I'm not the type who tries to pick up fights, but once by accident 6-7 years ago I was in one. Wasn't much of a fight, more me and a friend being beaten up by a kid on speed or something. I learned the valuable lesson that unless you're prepared to kill and maim, don't try to break up a fight.

04-16-2008, 08:20 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	After age 14 I declared an allergy to physical violence. I will never use force to achieve political or social goals.

04-16-2008, 10:30 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	never. i prefer to emotionally cripple my victims...after all, it's what I learned at home! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-16-2008, 10:56 AM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	About 3 1/2 to 4 years? I didn't start it but I finally won. It was a situation where I wouldn't have gotten anywhere calling the police or filing charges (lack of real tangible evidence). I also decided to let the punishment suit the crime. It was self-empowering...good stuff. I wonder why people never get the moral to the story regarding Fight Club? I had an ex that had the same response, and I know these guys are reading or watching to the end... :p __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung Last edited by Cicero; 04-16-2008 at 11:02 AM.

04-16-2008, 11:05 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Is it a fight, if you just knock them out? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-16-2008, 11:24 AM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	(scoff) fist fight? moi? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-16-2008, 11:31 AM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	It was a couple months ago and I wrote about it somewhere else in the cellar. Drunk domestic abuser giving me and lil lookout shit at the soccer club. Beat the piss out of him in my knee jerk reactionary way. Not the proudest moment. Before that, 2000. Coming out of a bar after a Phoenix Sun's game I witnessed a jackoff run his key from bumper to bumper on my new truck. Was still punching him in the face when the cops got there and congratulated me on my citizen's arrest. Before that, the 12th grade. Beat the crap out of my best friend in front of the principal's office. He slapped his girlfriend in the face again after I scolded him for slapping her. I left him in a sobbing heap and went directly to the principal's office where they just laughed as they gave me my detention. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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