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Old 09-09-2008, 11:12 AM   #631
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I always hold the door open for blokes -I love seeing that "castrated" look on their faces as they realize they must accept graciously rather than insisting on holding it open for me
We're just used to holding it open ourselves so we can check out the women's asses as they go in. Speaking of which...

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When a woman holds the door open for me, I always say "thank you," and give her a little pat on the head.
Well, I don't pat her head. It's a great conversation-starter.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:37 PM   #632
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I have a complaint.

I just started fall quarter at Wright State. Most teachers use an online system to communicate, post extra stuff, provide syllabi, etc. Well, there are two available for use. One is called WebCT. One is called Course Studio. They are completely separate, though as far as I can tell, they do the same thing.

Why the heck can't they just make up their minds which one to use, and everyone use one or the other, so I don't have to remember which teachers use which one and go back and forth to both of them? GRRRR.

OK, I have another complaint.

I was up till 2 a.m. working on my homework. I got 4 hours of sleep. See what it says over there under my name? I'm tired. Now I am REALLY tired. Too bad my day won't end for another 5 hours, at least. I have dinner to make, a client project to finish, more homework, kids' homework to supervise, a sink full of dishes, and I'm sure something else will be required of me as well. Yawn.
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Old 09-09-2008, 10:04 PM   #633
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Give up on the housework. I did. It eventually reaches a point where it just can't get any worse
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:15 PM   #634
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I seem to have decapitated a bit of my finger. It's dripping sticky blood on the keyboard and making it hard to type.
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:25 PM   #635
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So instead of seeking first aid and/or medical attention, you're posting on The Cellar?

<sniff>It's beautiful. I'm just so damned proud . . .
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:27 PM   #636
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Are you going to super glue the piece back on, or should we start discussing recipes?
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:28 PM   #637
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It's alright. I rubbed some dirt in it.
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Old 09-10-2008, 11:29 PM   #638
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Are you going to super glue the piece back on, or should we start discussing recipes?
It seems that whenever I need the superglue it has permanently sealed itself shut. I guess that's what superglue does.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:44 AM   #639
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Someone has taken the lighter out of the tuck box.
Cheers, mate.

It's there for everyone to use - in fact I wanted it to light some incense this morning as the meeting room was smelling a little stale.

And no, they haven't put enough in the money to actually buy it, they've just taken it.
Grrrrrrr. Bloody artists. I'm going to go and work in a kindergarten next, it can't be much worse.
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:38 AM   #640
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I don't have my lines down as well as I should. Its nice being one of the bigger roles, but, shit there's a lot of lines to learn. fuckin' shakespeare.
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Old 09-11-2008, 07:23 AM   #641
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Alas, poor Ibram!

Which play are you doing?
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:03 AM   #642
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Juniper!!! I go to Wright State!!! KEWL!
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:14 AM   #643
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midsummer.
i'm lysander!
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:12 AM   #644
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I had you pegged for Puck.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:19 AM   #645
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nah,
when I auditioned, i figured I was cool with any part, even chorus, but
if there's any one part I wanted more than the rest
it's lysander.
i've always fancied myself the
witty, smart, handsome male romantic lead.
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