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12-03-2008, 10:58 PM
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Beethoven?
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12-03-2008, 11:00 PM
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A man walks into a bar512.
Hey, der's a bar der, dar.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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12-03-2008, 11:00 PM
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I had doubts about that one from the start.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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12-03-2008, 11:01 PM
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I thought it was good actually. It's just hard to demonstrate a musical phrase without sound.
 I was just checking.
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12-03-2008, 11:08 PM
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A barman ... walked into an Ali.
It was just beside the pub.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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12-03-2008, 11:12 PM
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lol....yeah, having a durry.
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12-03-2008, 11:14 PM
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Zen walked into a bar and ordered some gum.
It got stuck to him. (sorry, it's all I've got)
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12-04-2008, 01:57 PM
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That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times. 
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12-04-2008, 02:13 PM
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Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place.
UG walks into a bar, wonders who's going to prevent him from ordering, decides on the most likely person, and stabs him. |
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12-04-2008, 02:22 PM
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12-04-2008, 03:27 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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12-04-2008, 03:28 PM
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Correction...
Radar walks into a bar and demands that he has the right to consume everything in the place as long as he can pay for it all.
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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12-04-2008, 04:13 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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