What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 91

Nirvana · 02-17-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

You know that, and I know that, but do the cows know that?

A good friend of mine is a large animal vet she keeps me up to date about things like not being afraid of tricky noses and the like.

I guess it isn't funny when you are constantly confronted by ignorance and scary "facts."

But I thought it was funny and that's all that matters.
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I thought it was funny too!

footfootfoot · 02-17-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

I thought it was funny too!

If I could draw, I'd make a really morose looking beefer and his annoyed looking friends.

Shawnee123 · 02-17-2009, 01:40 PM

Fuckin' moo.

ZenGum · 02-17-2009, 09:13 PM

So, a female reporter goes to a cattle farm and asks the farmer "Can you explain Mad Cow Disease to me?"
"Sure" says the farmer. "See that shed down there? Thats the milking shed. Twice a day we take the cows down there and milk them."
Reporter replies: "What does that have to do with Mad Cow Disease?"
Farmer continues "You see the paddock up the top of the hill? That"s where we keep the bull. Once a year we take each cow up there and let the bull have his way with them."
Reporter: "I still don"t see what this has to do with Mad Cow Disease."
Farmer: "Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day and bonked you once a year, you'd go mad too!"

Undertoad · 02-18-2009, 12:34 PM

Obama is announcing a $75B plan to refinance mortgages at risk. But even though my mortgage is an albatross around my neck, I won't get relief from this plan because my mortgage is not a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac mortgage.

glatt · 02-19-2009, 04:01 PM

Micro power outages today in DC. Annoying.

The lights flicker, the HVAC turns off for a few minutes, the PC reboots. It's happened 3 times since noon. I haven't lost anything yet though. Others around me are cursing up a storm because they were in the middle of big projects and hadn't saved or auto-saved.

Shawnee123 · 02-19-2009, 04:04 PM

Are you having storms, glatt?

glatt · 02-19-2009, 04:09 PM

Nope. It's pretty calm out. Must be Al Qaeda.

HungLikeJesus · 02-19-2009, 04:19 PM

Or Al Gore.

Nirvana · 02-19-2009, 11:38 PM

Methane Gas

Yznhymr · 02-22-2009, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Obama is announcing a $75B plan to refinance mortgages at risk. But even though my mortgage is an albatross around my neck, I won't get relief from this plan because my mortgage is not a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac mortgage.

Yea, I feel somehow cheated, too.

classicman · 02-22-2009, 08:20 PM

Add me to the list. Seems like the only way to get some is to be irresponsible. Isn't that counter to all we've been taught?

TheMercenary · 02-23-2009, 12:24 AM

Hey you could always screw your boss.

capnhowdy · 02-24-2009, 08:16 AM

Or tell your boss to screw himself.

footfootfoot · 02-24-2009, 09:45 AM

You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your boss's nose.

02-17-2009, 01:40 PM	#1353
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Fuckin' moo. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-17-2009, 09:13 PM	#1354
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, a female reporter goes to a cattle farm and asks the farmer "Can you explain Mad Cow Disease to me?" "Sure" says the farmer. "See that shed down there? Thats the milking shed. Twice a day we take the cows down there and milk them." Reporter replies: "What does that have to do with Mad Cow Disease?" Farmer continues "You see the paddock up the top of the hill? That"s where we keep the bull. Once a year we take each cow up there and let the bull have his way with them." Reporter: "I still don"t see what this has to do with Mad Cow Disease." Farmer: "Lady, if I played with your tits twice a day and bonked you once a year, you'd go mad too!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-19-2009, 04:04 PM	#1357
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Are you having storms, glatt? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-19-2009, 04:19 PM	#1359
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Or Al Gore. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-19-2009, 11:38 PM	#1360
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Methane Gas __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-18-2009, 12:34 PM	#1355
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Obama is announcing a $75B plan to refinance mortgages at risk. But even though my mortgage is an albatross around my neck, I won't get relief from this plan because my mortgage is not a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac mortgage.

02-19-2009, 04:01 PM	#1356
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Micro power outages today in DC. Annoying. The lights flicker, the HVAC turns off for a few minutes, the PC reboots. It's happened 3 times since noon. I haven't lost anything yet though. Others around me are cursing up a storm because they were in the middle of big projects and hadn't saved or auto-saved.

02-19-2009, 04:09 PM	#1358
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nope. It's pretty calm out. Must be Al Qaeda.

02-22-2009, 08:20 PM	#1362
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Add me to the list. Seems like the only way to get some is to be irresponsible. Isn't that counter to all we've been taught? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-23-2009, 12:24 AM	#1363
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Hey you could always screw your boss. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-24-2009, 08:16 AM	#1364
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Or tell your boss to screw himself. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-24-2009, 09:45 AM	#1365
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your boss's nose. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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