Bacon!....wtf? - Page 23

JuancoRocks · 03-05-2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That bacon sculpture is a bust.

wolf · 03-05-2009, 02:27 AM

Today Bacon, tomorrow the world!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2009, 03:54 AM

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A couple of barbecue fans concoct a recipe for a bacon-wrapped, bacon-stuffed log of sausage. The media writes about it. Now, they have a book deal. And that's when the idea of 'books' became ridiculous.

Even in what we thought were some of the most ridiculous book deals in recent memory—a book by a blogger known only for making people mad, or a book of Twitter posts, or a $2 million deal for Kathy Griffin—you had to admit that each project did, in fact, originate with somebody who had some aspiration of assembling a book. No mas! Now you just need a good bacon log recipe and the publishing industry will come knocking down your door with a six-figure advance!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-10-2009, 02:14 AM

Looks good but tastes like back pocket.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2009, 12:19 AM

Uh, back up three posts.

SteveDallas · 03-11-2009, 12:21 AM

Wait, so what's the circuit board the bacon arm wrapping's attached to?

impress · 03-11-2009, 12:48 AM

Y'know, I never ever woke up and felt inspired to make a Meat Ship with Bacon.

Queen of the Ryche · 03-11-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Dude. It's chocolate covered bacon.

Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.

Flint, can I use this as my new tagline?

Flint · 03-12-2009, 10:13 PM

Be my guest! This is your reward for validating my vanity search.

narcuul · 03-19-2009, 11:00 PM

Here's an image to reflect upon while munching on your meat rind.
http://www.harhakuva.org/view/126863

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Makin' bacon. The meat packer, not the pig.

Everytime I watch a vid like this, or wade through a thread like this

, I can't help thinking of games like Quake4, Prey or Messiah..
Somehow the modern day food processing factories can be really creepy in certain respects.

(And I also possibly play to much games.)

And then sometimes I go for a few days playing a vegetarian.
I eat soy products, steamed broccoli and organic whatever.
But then.. Eventually I see something rather innocent like russell sprouts or asparagus and I just _must have_ bacon with them and..

Oh well. All my russell sprouts are belong to bacon.

03-20-2009, 12:42 AM

From Portktopia: http://www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html

lumberjim · 03-20-2009, 12:55 AM

ew

Flint · 03-21-2009, 09:13 PM

...

TheMercenary · 03-27-2009, 03:10 PM

Look! It's a computer case.

busterb · 03-27-2009, 04:04 PM

Naw. Lunch box.

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03-10-2009, 02:14 AM	#334
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03-11-2009, 12:19 AM	#335
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Uh, back up three posts. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-11-2009, 12:48 AM	#337
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03-12-2009, 10:13 PM	#339
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03-11-2009, 12:21 AM	#336
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Wait, so what's the circuit board the bacon arm wrapping's attached to?

03-20-2009, 12:42 AM	#341
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03-20-2009, 12:55 AM	#342
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03-21-2009, 09:13 PM	#343
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