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Old 04-03-2009, 08:40 PM   #361
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On toast points. With cornichons.
WTF are toast points? Are they part of toast darts?
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:08 PM   #362
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:29 PM   #363
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Bacon: the Other White Heat

Bacon and oxygen can cut through metal.
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:17 PM   #364
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MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE
Oh thats just sick!
Whyyyyyyyyy?
I'm nearly dry reaching just thinking about the possibilities of that.
Ewwwwwwwwwww
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:23 AM   #365
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The bacon flavoured personal lubricant is the most WTFy thing yet. Wow.

I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:17 AM   #366
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I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.
Good question. On a related note, is getting 72 virgins really that wonderful? I mean, honestly, can you imagine being the only guy stuck in a room of 72 women all cycling on their periods at the same time? Sounds like a lousy way to spend eternity.
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:29 AM   #367
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As someone smarter than me said... after about 10 virgins in, you'd want a pro!
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:09 PM   #368
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dennis miller


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Old 04-17-2009, 02:52 PM   #369
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I would TOTALLY buy these. I'd use them on my first graders and laugh my head off.
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:02 PM   #370
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:05 PM   #371
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AWESOME! Thanks, Clodfobble!
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Old 04-17-2009, 03:27 PM   #372
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:23 PM   #373
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[Andrew Dice Clay]Make her taste like the pig that she is...[/Andrew Dice Clay]
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:08 PM   #374
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:09 PM   #375
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