Being a Dick Lessons 5c

lumberjim · 05-10-2009, 07:38 PM

Apparently I'm an authority.

So, how can I help?

Pie · 05-10-2009, 07:43 PM

EAT

a

dick

Aliantha · 05-10-2009, 08:31 PM

eat a tomato?

toranokaze · 05-10-2009, 08:33 PM

no a potato

lumberjim · 05-10-2009, 08:34 PM

crtl-a

classicman · 05-10-2009, 08:39 PM

lesson C-14a, subchapter 11, section 5, paragraph 8, line 3....

Quote:

EAD

monster · 05-10-2009, 09:22 PM

Is there much difference between being a dick and being a dick hole? is one superior to the other? Can one change back and forth?

Aliantha · 05-10-2009, 09:22 PM

isn't one the pitcher and one the catcher?

I suppose if you're into group situations you could be both at the same time even...

lumberjim · 05-10-2009, 09:25 PM

no no.....a dickhole refers to the urethra. not a hole where a dick goes.

a dick is somewhat aggressive and hard to get along with.....a dickhole is a fussy little spaz type of person.

Undertoad · 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM

How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?

Aliantha · 05-10-2009, 09:27 PM

Oh well that explains it then.

I still think some people have the capacity to be both going by your definition though.

lumberjim · 05-10-2009, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?

you have to be right about what you're being dickish about.....and then once you've made your point, you have to help the victim save face. Never be petty, and it helps a lot if it's funny, too.

monster · 05-10-2009, 09:32 PM

what about a dickwad? where does that fit in, in the scheme of things?

oooh, you just reminded me of The Bill, one of my fave UK TV shows, where all the perps were referred to as "scrotes"

I should use that more often

jinx · 05-10-2009, 09:35 PM

Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic

monster · 05-10-2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic

there you go, dissing FNC again when he isn't here to defend himself....

05-10-2009, 07:38 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Being a Dick Lessons 5c Apparently I'm an authority. So, how can I help? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-10-2009, 07:43 PM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	EAT a dick __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-10-2009, 08:31 PM	#3
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05-10-2009, 08:33 PM	#4
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	no a potato __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

05-10-2009, 08:34 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	crtl-a __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-10-2009, 09:22 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is there much difference between being a dick and being a dick hole? is one superior to the other? Can one change back and forth? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2009, 09:25 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no no.....a dickhole refers to the urethra. not a hole where a dick goes. a dick is somewhat aggressive and hard to get along with.....a dickhole is a fussy little spaz type of person. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-10-2009, 09:27 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	How can one be a dick without becoming an asshole?

05-10-2009, 09:32 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	what about a dickwad? where does that fit in, in the scheme of things? oooh, you just reminded me of The Bill, one of my fave UK TV shows, where all the perps were referred to as "scrotes" I should use that more often __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2009, 09:35 PM	#14
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Dick = acute, dickhole = chronic __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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