Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 185

capnhowdy · 06-19-2009, 10:22 PM

LMFAO @ dar. I can just hear ol' Willie gettin silly.

BrianR · 06-20-2009, 01:14 PM

I have HEARD ole Willie. He hangs out at a truck stop near Waco and we've met twice now. He's a nice guy.

Nirvana · 06-25-2009, 01:39 PM

THE FIREMAN

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, 'What are you?'
He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ???

'But you're only wearing a glass jar,' says the woman.
'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!'

piercehawkeye45 · 06-25-2009, 04:30 PM

I would think removing glass would save a trip to the emergency room...

Gravdigr · 06-25-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

I would think removing glass would save a trip to the emergency room...

Where do you think the siren comes from?

classicman · 06-26-2009, 09:10 AM

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the President’s health care proposals:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves..

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the 'end', the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington .

dar512 · 06-26-2009, 10:03 AM

And the patients are sick and tired of being sick and tired.

capnhowdy · 06-27-2009, 09:28 AM

Why do they call them Patients? When I have to go to the DR, I'm anything BUT patient. Just saying.

But then they call their business a practice. Now that makes sense.

Radar · 06-27-2009, 10:40 AM

When Farrah Faucet died she went to heaven and god told her because she had been so courageous in her fight against cancer and helped so many others, she could have one wish. So she asked god to save the children.......so God killed Michael Jackson.

skysidhe · 07-03-2009, 09:43 AM

skysidhe · 07-03-2009, 10:32 AM

ah maybe this belongs in the WTF thread.

toranokaze · 07-04-2009, 12:47 AM

ya kind of

Elspode · 07-04-2009, 01:15 AM

Dogs at Negative G's. Tonight, on Animal Planet.

Pie · 07-04-2009, 02:19 AM

I love how the dog doesn't really look that freaked out. I know I would be!

07-04-2009, 03:46 AM

Hilarious! That's very interesting! Wow.. funny!!

06-19-2009, 10:22 PM	#2761
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	LMFAO @ dar. I can just hear ol' Willie gettin silly. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-20-2009, 01:14 PM	#2762
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I have HEARD ole Willie. He hangs out at a truck stop near Waco and we've met twice now. He's a nice guy. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-25-2009, 01:39 PM	#2763
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	THE FIREMAN Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. A woman asks, 'What are you?' He says, 'I'm a Fireman' ??? 'But you're only wearing a glass jar,' says the woman. 'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!' __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-25-2009, 04:30 PM	#2764
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I would think removing glass would save a trip to the emergency room... __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

06-26-2009, 09:10 AM	#2766
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	The American Medical Association has weighed in on the President’s health care proposals: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the 'end', the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington . __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-26-2009, 10:03 AM	#2767
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	And the patients are sick and tired of being sick and tired. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

06-27-2009, 09:28 AM	#2768
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Why do they call them Patients? When I have to go to the DR, I'm anything BUT patient. Just saying. But then they call their business a practice. Now that makes sense. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-27-2009, 10:40 AM	#2769
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	When Farrah Faucet died she went to heaven and god told her because she had been so courageous in her fight against cancer and helped so many others, she could have one wish. So she asked god to save the children.......so God killed Michael Jackson. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-03-2009, 09:43 AM	#2770
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828

07-03-2009, 10:32 AM	#2771
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	ah maybe this belongs in the WTF thread.

07-04-2009, 12:47 AM	#2772
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	ya kind of __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

07-04-2009, 01:15 AM	#2773
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Dogs at Negative G's. Tonight, on Animal Planet. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-04-2009, 02:19 AM	#2774
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I love how the dog doesn't really look that freaked out. I know I would be! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

07-04-2009, 03:46 AM	#2775
jamie123 Guest Posts: n/a	Hilarious! That's very interesting! Wow.. funny!!

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