Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 188

busterb · 07-22-2009, 07:04 PM

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The first man to orbit, John Glenn, was from Ohio.

Yep. I paid a screwed up ticket in his town to help pay for the shit.

Elspode · 07-22-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Also, NC? First in Flight? I don't think so...you were just a location.

It was all about the wind. Ohio sucked, but North Carolina blew.

SteveDallas · 07-22-2009, 10:23 PM

And we have the phallic monument to prove it.

Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

And we have the phallic monument to prove it.

We just have half the area named after the Wright Brothers.

monster · 07-24-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

And we have the phallic monument to prove it.

call THAT a phallic monument? ha! try this:

Ypsilanti water tower

SteveDallas · 07-24-2009, 11:49 AM

It's not how big the monument is, it's how well you make use of the historic significance. Or, umm.... something.

Radar · 07-24-2009, 06:31 PM

I saw this and thought I'd like to share it. It's kind of funny so I thought this was the appropriate thread. This looks like a really fun wedding to be a part of.

Tulip · 07-25-2009, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

This looks like a really fun wedding to be a part of.

I certainly agree!

Btw, anyone knows the title and artist to that song? I like it.

Shawnee123 · 07-25-2009, 12:49 AM

I really like that wedding vid, radar. How unique and fun!

Clodfobble · 07-25-2009, 11:34 PM

It's a "kick them in the cunt" montage!

Master Cthulhu · 07-26-2009, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

I saw this and thought I'd like to share it. It's kind of funny so I thought this was the appropriate thread. This looks like a really fun wedding to be a part of.

This was on the news today.

Must have been a slow day.

Radar · 07-26-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

I certainly agree!

Btw, anyone knows the title and artist to that song? I like it.

Forever by Chris Brown

skysidhe · 07-26-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

<title>Helen Keller Simulator</title><body bgcolor=0>

the link was funny

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

if you view the page source info, there is a coded message written in braille.

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it says 'this is not the source code you are looking for'

yeah I probably didn't get the joke:p

Beest · 07-27-2009, 04:48 PM

Beware!

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Please tell your friends, etc. shopping at Home Depot about this scam!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also April 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~ I found cheaper

ones for $1.99 at Big Lots and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat

at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home

Depot.....

capnhowdy · 07-27-2009, 04:59 PM

hilarious!

07-24-2009, 06:31 PM	#2812
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I saw this and thought I'd like to share it. It's kind of funny so I thought this was the appropriate thread. This looks like a really fun wedding to be a part of. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

07-25-2009, 12:49 AM	#2814
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I really like that wedding vid, radar. How unique and fun! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-25-2009, 11:34 PM	#2815
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's a "kick them in the cunt" montage! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-27-2009, 04:59 PM	#2820
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	hilarious! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-22-2009, 10:23 PM	#2808
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	And we have the phallic monument to prove it.

07-24-2009, 11:49 AM	#2811
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	It's not how big the monument is, it's how well you make use of the historic significance. Or, umm.... something.

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