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Old 11-16-2009, 10:48 AM   #2986
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I do like that joke, Bruce. I liked it back here, too.

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Old 11-16-2009, 12:27 PM   #2987
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lol @ juju.
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:33 PM   #2988
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
Thank you, I knew I was risking WTFs and derision when I posted it, but figured the people that appreciated it, would really appreciate it.
Very nice!

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Old 11-16-2009, 07:54 PM   #2989
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKHozxTd6sE&feature=fvsr
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:49 PM   #2990
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FFS

what Bruce said
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:02 PM   #2991
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Sorry had a bunch of tabs open . . . I moved it.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:29 AM   #2992
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I've done that way too many times!
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:03 PM   #2993
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:18 PM   #2994
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Paraphrasing Rod (or Tod) Flanders:

Did Cain and Abel make babies with each other, or with their mommy Eve?
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:00 AM   #2995
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This video is TIGHT.

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Old 11-23-2009, 09:07 AM   #2996
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The Worlds Shortest Books
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WHAT I DID TO EARN A NOBEL PRIZE
By Barack Obama

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton with introduction

By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:25 AM   #2997
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The Worlds Shortest Books

How to divorce your wife with class
By Newt Gingrich

Everything I Know
By Themercenary

Ways we won a war, or two
By GW Bush & Donald Rummsfeld

Ways to preserve American Freedoms
By GW Bush

How to create a healthy economy
GW Bush
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:35 AM   #2998
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Emma - that is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! thanks! after the 'stuck it in the wrong hole' video I really needed that!
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:48 PM   #2999
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I don't see why everybody got so upset when Hussein Obama won the Nobel without having done anything important..... Hell..... he was elected president by the same principals.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #3000
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Thats not funny, capn.
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