01-06-2010, 06:57 PM | #526 |
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Thank goodness both Selene and TF have had hysterectomies. Big bags of Peanut M&M's were expensive enough. It would have bankrupted me if I'd had to by chocolate covered bacon and throw it into their rooms before running for cover.
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01-14-2010, 02:00 AM | #527 |
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Narwhal.
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01-14-2010, 10:35 AM | #528 |
Gone and done
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Are you sure that's not a dawl-phen with a root-veggie horn tacked on?
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01-14-2010, 10:38 AM | #529 |
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Root veggie? At first I thought it was parsnip, but it could be pineapple.
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Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?
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01-16-2010, 09:42 AM | #532 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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01-16-2010, 10:41 AM | #533 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I laughed heartily at her running around with the air freshener!
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01-16-2010, 10:46 AM | #534 |
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Are you addicted to bacon?
http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/bacon-addict
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01-16-2010, 11:18 AM | #535 |
Come on, cat.
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No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.
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01-16-2010, 04:43 PM | #536 |
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You aren't fooling anyone.
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01-17-2010, 01:33 PM | #537 |
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Blasphemer! Burn her! After wrapping her in delicious bacon.
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01-17-2010, 01:37 PM | #538 |
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Oooo, I'd eat that.
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01-17-2010, 09:47 PM | #539 |
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Bacon wrapped crabmeat.
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01-19-2010, 05:29 PM | #540 |
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