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Old 02-23-2010, 09:26 PM   #3256
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That was kind of a creepy joke SN
Yeah, I know. Do you think it was my delivery or my timing?
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:25 PM   #3257
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Do you think it was my delivery or my timing?
Stage presence.
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Old 02-24-2010, 09:37 AM   #3258
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Its the fact that you ARE a squirrel - thats what creeped me out. Especially after Jim ....
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:32 AM   #3259
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Don't hate me because I wear fur.

And have a tail.
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:25 PM   #3260
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Don't hate me because I wear fur.

And have a tail.
And hold your nuts in your mouth.
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:04 PM   #3261
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. . . and spelled squirrel uh, differently.
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:03 PM   #3262
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And hold your nuts in your mouth.
leave it to Sheldonrs! I wonder how many unsuspecting people pop in and their key boards and monitors are ruined by his comments One way or another LOL!


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Old 02-24-2010, 08:57 PM   #3263
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. . . and spelled squirrel uh, differently.
It's not squirrel, as in girl or cyril, it's squirell as in Tyrell.

I have vitiligo.
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Old 02-25-2010, 01:44 AM   #3264
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Why does your skin condition make you a woodland creature?
On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:32 PM   #3265
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There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:47 PM   #3266
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On another note I have never seen a squirrel in the woods.

Damn, dude. Get out.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:11 PM   #3267
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Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an

extremely ordered and complex life.



The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well

as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring

throughout its life.



If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family

and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their

vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird

to be rolled into and buried.





The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:









"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."



"Then they kick him in the ice hole." !!!




You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:00 PM   #3268
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There's no causation between my skin condition and my woodland status. I was making a racial stereotype joke about the name tyrell. I am bad.
Aww I catch that one.

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Damn, dude. Get out.
Its true I have spend a lot of time in the wilderness and never once seen a squirrel there. The only time I have ever seen squirrel is in developed areas with trees.
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:01 PM   #3269
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I was all set to call bullshit (on the penguin thing), I forgot which thread I was reading.
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:45 PM   #3270
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis. "
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