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Old 07-02-2010, 11:37 AM   #16
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I'm reading this thread to watch the acrobats.
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Old 07-02-2010, 11:52 AM   #17
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I'm sorry, monster, but you aren't the ideal wife. I know this because the ideal wife is Pooka. You could never, ever, ever be as awesome as her. Sorry.
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:10 PM   #18
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And so begins the Cellar Wife Wars.

"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man."
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:44 PM   #19
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Continuing the trend.... I went in bed bath and beyond and bought NOTHING today. I went in ToysRUs, charged less than $$4.23 to my card and walked away with $9.23 in cash. Spent 53c in Michaels, net profit $4.47.......
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Old 07-02-2010, 12:48 PM   #20
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And so begins the Cellar Wife Wars.

"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man."
No it's OK I don't want to be Flint's ideal wife -he drums all the time and can't type his f's properly. It'd drive me insaner
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Old 07-02-2010, 02:37 PM   #21
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Continuing the trend.... I went in bed bath and beyond and bought NOTHING today. I went in ToysRUs, charged less than $$4.23 to my card and walked away with $9.23 in cash. Spent 53c in Michaels, net profit $4.47.......
Let us know how it goes when you visit Sam's or Costco.
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Old 07-02-2010, 03:24 PM   #22
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I don't shop there no more. besides, I thought wives were supposed to grocery shop?

I hate all shopping. Srsly. Just call me Ebenezer.
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Old 07-02-2010, 05:28 PM   #23
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I don't shop there no more.
You are awesome! More Americaner everyday!
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:11 PM   #24
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No I'm the perfect wife.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:36 PM   #25
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Will the real ideal wife please stand up.

It's not me. I was the nodeal wife.
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Old 07-02-2010, 08:36 PM   #26
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The real ideal wife would already be standing up. You cant mop sitting down.
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Old 07-03-2010, 12:26 PM   #27
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No I'm the perfect wife.
I thought you weren't married anymore

Of course single women always seem like they'd make the ideal wife, since you don't have to live with them.
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Old 07-03-2010, 12:36 PM   #28
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I thought you weren't married anymore

Of course single women always seem like they'd make the ideal wife, since you don't have to live with them.
You are exactly right!
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