08-16-2010, 06:06 PM | #16 |
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Yes, yes you did indeed please me!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
08-16-2010, 06:12 PM | #17 |
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Thank you, Mistress.
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08-16-2010, 08:18 PM | #18 |
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There are some really cool album covers and then there are some really......(well, I think you should just see for yourself.)
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08-16-2010, 08:59 PM | #19 |
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The vertical groove in your upper lip is called the philtrum.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
08-17-2010, 03:34 AM | #20 |
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A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.
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08-17-2010, 12:14 PM | #21 |
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08-17-2010, 12:43 PM | #22 |
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But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."
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08-17-2010, 02:37 PM | #23 |
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The sows have more important work to do than the farmer?
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08-20-2010, 05:51 AM | #24 |
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Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
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08-21-2010, 11:32 AM | #25 |
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08-21-2010, 12:13 PM | #26 |
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The Greek general Xenophon made his solders eat watercress to increase their vigour before going into battle and Roman emperors said it enabled them to make “bold decisions.”
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08-22-2010, 02:41 AM | #27 |
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My cousin has a Xenophon, he played it in the high school band.
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Quote:
If any of you ever run across that clip, I would appreciate a heads up. I can't find it anywhere.
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08-22-2010, 03:15 AM | #29 |
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Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.
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And the first Nazi apologist to get a tickertape parade
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