Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 38

Griff · 09-19-2010, 12:39 PM

Motorcycle weaving passes the car at high speed in heavy traffic. Pete starts the highway safety speech as we have a new driver. Lil' Griff chimes in deadpan, "Maybe he has to stop a wedding."

footfootfoot · 09-19-2010, 08:15 PM

footfootfoot · 09-21-2010, 09:52 AM

3 y.o. free association:

"the bag is full of people guts and the tires don't like it. we bought some cinnamon and took it out and the tigers ate the twigellits. uhoh. sweep this up. throw this thing in the garbage. Toss the witch in the garbage, nice knowing ya. sweep them, sweep them quickly! they're going into the garbage."

monster · 09-21-2010, 10:33 AM

what in the hell had you given said 3yo at that point? Acid?

footfootfoot · 09-21-2010, 11:14 AM

she's naturally creative. Like her father. (whoever that is)

Tulip · 09-27-2010, 11:56 AM

My sister was putting on pants for my nephew this morning in the bedroom when I heard him yell out, "Ow! Don't pinch my wee wee!" I went in to see what happened. She said she hasn't even zipped up the zipper; she was just pulling up his pants and it must've pinched him somewhere.

The other day I heard my nephew yell in the bathroom, "Don't scratch my wee wee!" His mom was bathing him and must've scratched his wee wee while cleaning it.

Maybe all common stuffs you parents with boys out there, but I found it funny.

Clodfobble · 09-27-2010, 01:02 PM

Ah, yes. We've been going through a phase recently. "My privates are long! How do we make them short again?!" He's really not a fan of this occurrence, though I'm sure he'll appreciate it as he gets older.

Tulip · 10-01-2010, 01:24 PM

Hahahahhahahahahahah.....that is just too cute and funny!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-01-2010, 08:38 PM

Typical chick, laughing at our distress.

monster · 10-28-2010, 10:01 AM

Thor is going to be Orion for Halloween this year. Discussing his costume last night, he was telling me all the names of the stars in the constellation, and I said "we could put a beetle on your right shoulder, next to Betelgeuse". "Why?" said Thor. "Because it might be sorta funny?"

Thor gives me a withering look and says "I'm not going for funny" and walks away.

Pete Zicato · 10-28-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Thor is going to be Orion for Halloween this year. Discussing his costume last night, he was telling me all the names of the stars in the constellation, and I said "we could put a beetle on your right shoulder, next to Betelgeuse". "Why?" said Thor. "Because it might be sorta funny?"

Thor gives me a withering look and says "I'm not going for funny" and walks away.

He's maintaining artistic control.

SteveDallas · 10-28-2010, 02:37 PM

BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!!

footfootfoot · 11-17-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Speaking of poop,

When I came in for lunch today inch3 said:
"Daddy, will you talk to me?" (first time he's ever asked that, usually he does most of the talking)
"Sure, but I have to go to the potty first. You can follow me and I'll talk to you when I'm done."

(follows me, opens the door and stands there in the doorway)

inch3: "You need to have a tape measure when you poop."
foot3: "Oh yeah? Why's that?" (WTF and where is this going?)
inch3: "Because you need to cut wood."
foot3: "Really? I didn't know that."

So there you have it. Are we aptly named or what?

Ok Four years later and I just got it. He was referring to "Dropping logs"

xoxoxoBruce · 11-17-2010, 11:13 AM

So he really meant you need a chainsaw.

Flint · 11-17-2010, 03:22 PM

My 4yo daughter, at the dinner table, apropos to nothing: “I’m having fun being a white person!”

09-19-2010, 12:39 PM	#556
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Motorcycle weaving passes the car at high speed in heavy traffic. Pete starts the highway safety speech as we have a new driver. Lil' Griff chimes in deadpan, "Maybe he has to stop a wedding." __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-19-2010, 08:15 PM	#557
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Shiner __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-21-2010, 09:52 AM	#558
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	3 y.o. free association: "the bag is full of people guts and the tires don't like it. we bought some cinnamon and took it out and the tigers ate the twigellits. uhoh. sweep this up. throw this thing in the garbage. Toss the witch in the garbage, nice knowing ya. sweep them, sweep them quickly! they're going into the garbage." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-21-2010, 10:33 AM	#559
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	what in the hell had you given said 3yo at that point? Acid? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-21-2010, 11:14 AM	#560
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	she's naturally creative. Like her father. (whoever that is) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-27-2010, 11:56 AM	#561
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	My sister was putting on pants for my nephew this morning in the bedroom when I heard him yell out, "Ow! Don't pinch my wee wee!" I went in to see what happened. She said she hasn't even zipped up the zipper; she was just pulling up his pants and it must've pinched him somewhere. The other day I heard my nephew yell in the bathroom, "Don't scratch my wee wee!" His mom was bathing him and must've scratched his wee wee while cleaning it. Maybe all common stuffs you parents with boys out there, but I found it funny.

09-27-2010, 01:02 PM	#562
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ah, yes. We've been going through a phase recently. "My privates are long! How do we make them short again?!" He's really not a fan of this occurrence, though I'm sure he'll appreciate it as he gets older. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-01-2010, 01:24 PM	#563
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Hahahahhahahahahahah.....that is just too cute and funny!

10-01-2010, 08:38 PM	#564
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Typical chick, laughing at our distress. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-28-2010, 10:01 AM	#565
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor is going to be Orion for Halloween this year. Discussing his costume last night, he was telling me all the names of the stars in the constellation, and I said "we could put a beetle on your right shoulder, next to Betelgeuse". "Why?" said Thor. "Because it might be sorta funny?" Thor gives me a withering look and says "I'm not going for funny" and walks away. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-28-2010, 02:37 PM	#567
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!!

11-17-2010, 11:13 AM	#569
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So he really meant you need a chainsaw. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-17-2010, 03:22 PM	#570
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	My 4yo daughter, at the dinner table, apropos to nothing: “I’m having fun being a white person!” __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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