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Old 11-06-2010, 10:33 AM   #1
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Male Restroom Etiquette

Sorry ladies this doesn't concern you, just move along, nothing to see here.


OK, now guys you should know this shit. But just is case, here's a refresher.




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Old 11-06-2010, 02:29 PM   #2
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that was pretty funny.
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Old 11-06-2010, 04:42 PM   #3
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I suspected much of this.
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Old 11-06-2010, 05:25 PM   #4
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Old 11-06-2010, 10:54 PM   #5
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They need to make one for women. I abhor women using the stall next to me when there are further ones away, or talking on their cell phone in the bathroom. To each other is bad enough, but to an unknown gender/age person on the other side...I don't want them to hear my tinkle damnit!
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Old 11-07-2010, 12:14 AM   #6
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What's with chicks not wanting their tinkle heard, my first wife was rabid about that? Are you trying to convince the world you're only in there to read the paper... write a letter... rest your feet? It's a toilet, that's what you're suppose to be doing there. Maybe with a couple of toot-plops thrown in.
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Old 11-07-2010, 12:42 AM   #7
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Some of us have very powerful bladders. It's not a tinkle they'll be hearing, it's practically a firehose.
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Old 11-07-2010, 12:56 AM   #8
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Well, them's braggin' rights, gush away.

Wait a minute, if you don't want anyone to hear you, why do you always take the other chicks with you? Something don't add up.
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Old 11-07-2010, 07:33 AM   #9
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We only go to the bathroom with another chick when we're going to discuss men behind their backs or touch up makeup/hair. Not to tinkle.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:34 AM   #10
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We knew that.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:50 AM   #11
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Great one Bruce! My wife wondered what I was laughing at - she thought this was a great clip too.

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Well, them's braggin' rights, gush away.

Wait a minute, if you don't want anyone to hear you, why do you always take the other chicks with you? Something don't add up.
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:06 PM   #12
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Some of us have very powerful bladders. It's not a tinkle they'll be hearing, it's practically a firehose.
Wait, ain't Texas famous for gushers?
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:04 PM   #13
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Wait a minute, if you don't want anyone to hear you, why do you always take the other chicks with you? Something don't add up.
We chatter with each other to distract from the water falling on water noise.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:13 PM   #14
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Some of us have very powerful bladders. It's not a tinkle they'll be hearing, it's practically a firehose.
Just as long as it's not in the aisle of a convenience store....
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:15 PM   #15
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Just keep up those Kegel Exercises, girls!
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