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11-06-2010, 10:33 AM | #1 |
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Male Restroom Etiquette
Sorry ladies this doesn't concern you, just move along, nothing to see here.
OK, now guys you should know this shit. But just is case, here's a refresher. via
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11-06-2010, 04:42 PM | #3 |
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I suspected much of this.
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11-06-2010, 05:25 PM | #4 |
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Thus spake Zarathustra.
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11-06-2010, 10:54 PM | #5 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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They need to make one for women. I abhor women using the stall next to me when there are further ones away, or talking on their cell phone in the bathroom. To each other is bad enough, but to an unknown gender/age person on the other side...I don't want them to hear my tinkle damnit!
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11-07-2010, 12:14 AM | #6 |
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What's with chicks not wanting their tinkle heard, my first wife was rabid about that? Are you trying to convince the world you're only in there to read the paper... write a letter... rest your feet? It's a toilet, that's what you're suppose to be doing there. Maybe with a couple of toot-plops thrown in.
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11-07-2010, 12:42 AM | #7 |
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Some of us have very powerful bladders. It's not a tinkle they'll be hearing, it's practically a firehose.
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11-07-2010, 12:56 AM | #8 |
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Well, them's braggin' rights, gush away.
Wait a minute, if you don't want anyone to hear you, why do you always take the other chicks with you? Something don't add up.
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11-07-2010, 07:33 AM | #9 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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We only go to the bathroom with another chick when we're going to discuss men behind their backs or touch up makeup/hair. Not to tinkle.
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11-07-2010, 08:34 AM | #10 |
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We knew that.
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11-07-2010, 08:50 AM | #11 |
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Great one Bruce! My wife wondered what I was laughing at - she thought this was a great clip too.
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11-07-2010, 03:06 PM | #12 |
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Wait, ain't Texas famous for gushers?
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11-07-2010, 08:04 PM | #13 |
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We chatter with each other to distract from the water falling on water noise.
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11-07-2010, 08:13 PM | #14 |
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Just as long as it's not in the aisle of a convenience store....
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11-07-2010, 08:15 PM | #15 |
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Just keep up those Kegel Exercises, girls!
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