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01-11-2011, 10:50 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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01-11-2011, 11:00 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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...and that's when the emperor's clothes fell off.
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01-11-2011, 11:15 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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It made me laugh the first time I heard. The 35th, not as much.
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01-14-2011, 08:23 AM
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PUNS FOR THOSE WITH A HIGHER IQ
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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01-14-2011, 10:30 AM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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01-14-2011, 12:23 PM
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01-14-2011, 01:36 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Johnny Fuckerfaster
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01-14-2011, 02:08 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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"Is there a Fukbrache at this school?"
"Fuck break? We're lucky to get a coffee break."
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01-16-2011, 04:43 AM
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so this guy ran into god! god says "ask me anything" so he asked him "why did you make women so beautiful?" he says "so you'd like them!" then he asked "why'd you make them smell so good?" again he says "so you'd like them!" so then he asked "why'd you make them so stupid?" then he said "so they'd like you!"
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01-16-2011, 04:44 AM
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01-17-2011, 10:32 AM
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Male/Female equality will be achieved on the day when an important position will be awarded to an incompetent woman.
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01-17-2011, 10:45 AM
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 Maybe in the long, long run that's a reason to vote for Sarah Palin to the US Presidency 
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01-17-2011, 01:39 PM
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The future is unwritten
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01-17-2011, 10:21 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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01-17-2011, 10:23 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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