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bill murray, aka carl the greens keeper (long live caddyshack!)
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03-08-2011, 01:13 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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03-08-2011, 01:14 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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And then, footfootfoot winked.
(I know you love those kinds of joke endings.) 
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03-08-2011, 02:16 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-08-2011, 02:17 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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chortle
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03-08-2011, 02:30 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Right. Chortle. That's when I know how to chortle. Or How I know when to chortle.
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03-09-2011, 04:35 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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Thank you all
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03-11-2011, 09:39 AM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly atScrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
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03-11-2011, 10:50 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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awesome
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03-11-2011, 11:12 AM
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Coronation Incarnate
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: perth, australia
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Puxatawney Phil. Jazz Flautist, pianist, poet laureate, etc at your disposal maam.
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03-11-2011, 05:52 PM
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Location: Houston, TX
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Better than a messy divorce...
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03-11-2011, 05:55 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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that is funny, Tulip
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03-11-2011, 10:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
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But serisouly, who among us HASN'T put our wife on a terrorist watch list. Right? Am I right?
:::tap, tap, tap::: . . . Is this thing on?
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03-12-2011, 09:49 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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To shreds, you say?
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