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Old 03-19-2011, 07:43 PM   #1351
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[Hunter S.] You think they'd say anything? Call attention to my son's infirmities? [/Thompson]



What do you think started the tsunami?


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Old 03-20-2011, 03:53 PM   #1352
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Bike accident saves life!
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Old 03-20-2011, 09:44 PM   #1353
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The biopsy revealed follicular B-cell non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, slow-growing but incurable. If caught early, however, it is treatable.


After 17 radiation treatments, Todd is cancer free.
if it's incurable, how is he cancer-free after treatment?

Oh and I had an acquantance who had a sporting injury which revealed a rare/unusual bone cancer. He felt fine. He died within a year as a result of the aggressive chemotherapy and subsequent weak immune system, not the goddamn cancer.
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Old 03-21-2011, 09:59 AM   #1354
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TOPEKA, Kan. -- Police in Topeka, Kan., say one holdup suspect's unique outfit made it easy enough to find her - because she showed up hours later wearing the same clothes to watch the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Radio station WIBW-AM reports the 26-year-old woman was taken into custody Thursday afternoon after an officer spotted her watching the parade along a downtown street.

Authorities believe she entered a convenience store around 3:30 that morning holding a screwdriver and demanding money from a clerk.

Surveillance tape showed her leaving the store in a bright blue warm-up suit with a broad yellow stripe - the same attire the officer noticed along the parade route hours later.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:44 PM   #1355
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Cavity search produces over 50 bags of heroin, say police
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Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.
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Old 03-22-2011, 11:40 PM   #1356
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I hope she said "keep the change."
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:05 AM   #1357
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And if they had found the car keys, they could have driven out.
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:10 AM   #1358
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Yay Scranton!
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:44 PM   #1359
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Wedding cake is lifesize replica of the bride

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Old 03-23-2011, 09:53 PM   #1360
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So everyone gets to eat the bride before the groom does?
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:16 PM   #1361
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Well the groom's name is Innocent....
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:17 PM   #1362
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The cake took 5 weeks to make -how stale is that going to be?
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:48 AM   #1363
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The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:51 AM   #1364
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The bride doesn't look too happy, and the groom's left arm is like 6 feet long to reach around her waist like that.
WTF? What is up with that arm? Is it the camera angle?

I would like a cake made to look like me, then I'll jump out of that cake. We'll call it "art."
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:34 AM   #1365
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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