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Old 04-18-2011, 07:04 AM   #3451
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Bugger! The IT guys just came into the office to say that they're closing down the server to do stuff to it, so that's the end of my Cellar posting plans for today.
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Old 04-19-2011, 08:55 PM   #3452
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Hostel is a pretty violent movie. Not much left to see here.
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Old 04-20-2011, 09:59 AM   #3453
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DAMMIT!!

My basement is a fen.

DAMMIT!!
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:44 AM   #3454
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Client said my design isn't "modern" enough.

Woman, you have a two-station salon in the rear of a plain brick building, with a plain vanilla "open" sign and a dirty white plastic resin bench outside. I'm a fine turd-polisher, but if you polish a turd too long it will disintegrate.

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Old 04-22-2011, 11:46 AM   #3455
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LOL


Why can I picture this woman in my head?
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:48 AM   #3456
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Here, use this picture:
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:51 AM   #3457
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what she wants is lots of swirling flash animations and more loud. When she said modern what she really meant was tacky.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:52 AM   #3458
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LOL


Why can I picture this woman in my head?
1) because there's lots of space in your head?
2) There'd need to be because she has a huge bleached up-do, doesn't she?
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:53 AM   #3459
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Fill it up with ultra-modern memes, like Raptor Jesus and Fuuuuu Dude.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:54 AM   #3460
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1) because there's lots of space in your head?
2) There'd need to be because she has a huge bleached up-do, doesn't she?
1) Yes
2) Maybe a smaller do, but there is bleaching involved. She also talks in a poo-poo kind of voice. Dahlink, these designs, they are NOT the modern that my clients have come to expect. Poo-poo.

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Old 04-22-2011, 11:58 AM   #3461
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I told the salesgent to go back and get example websites for what she thinks is "modern"... or take half his commission and we punt.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:42 PM   #3462
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At least she's got one of those giant sandwich presses.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:43 PM   #3463
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That joke was sub-par.
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Old 04-22-2011, 01:09 PM   #3464
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And two big ice-cream scoops.
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Old 04-22-2011, 01:10 PM   #3465
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That joke was sub-par.
ouch.
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