If you died - Page 2

Crimson Ghost · 04-19-2011, 11:58 PM

No one. The Wife doesn't like using the computer, so....

TheMercenary · 04-20-2011, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

If I died, beest would tell you. Maybe not straight away. Maybe after 6 months or so. In a thread where people got so pissed off at me in my absence they mentioned paintball.

Would he put bits of your ashes in little paint ball orbs and fire them at various random people across the city? I think that would be a cool way to go....

My family knows I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on the local rugby pitch right before a match. I participated in that one time and thought it was so very cool.

Clodfobble · 04-20-2011, 12:06 AM

What would happen is Mr. Clod would be checking my email account after my death, since tons of important crap about the kids goes through there. And sooner or later he would see something come in from Bruce, and then he would probably reply and let Bruce know, and figure Bruce would take care of letting the rest of you know.

Tulip · 04-20-2011, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

um yes... did we not aleady miss you when you had a quiet spell?

Y'all did? Aww....I don't remember. My memory is failing me.

DanaC · 04-20-2011, 06:20 AM

I suspect J would bob on and let y'all know.

morethanpretty · 04-20-2011, 06:43 AM

Hmm, I doubt any one would think to do so. One of the cellarites on my facebook might see it on there and tell the rest of y'all. That is, if someone posts my death on facebook. Maybe I should leave a request in my will. Just in case, never know whats gonna happen.

casimendocina · 04-20-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

No one.

DucksNuts?

kerosene · 04-20-2011, 10:07 AM

Yeah, mtp brought up a good point...some folks are connected through facebook and would probably figure it out.

Nirvana · 04-20-2011, 10:42 AM

I got this in an email today I don't paintball but Monster's post reminded me

Action Park Paintball
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11951 Harrison Road, Mishawaka, IN 46544
Mishawaka, Indiana 46544
Phone: (574) 674-4263
Website: Click here for website
Map / Directions
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Pricing Info:
List Price: $50.00
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here is the deal button link
http://supersavingsocial.halfoffdeal...5&dtz=20110420

and
No one would post if I croaked

GunMaster357 · 04-20-2011, 11:17 AM

No one, you'll all have to figure it out.

smoothmoniker · 04-20-2011, 12:33 PM

I died 3 years ago and STILL no one has noticed!

(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)

Nirvana · 04-20-2011, 12:43 PM

(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)

So that's where I have been all these years!

TheMercenary · 04-20-2011, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)

good one.

Sundae · 04-20-2011, 01:24 PM

Mum is uber-organised about death.
She passed it on to me.
There were raised eyebrows in my previous job about who should be contacted on the occasion of injury/ death. I listed about five different people. But I didn't live with a partner, and my parents were often away.

Anyway, I am super-organised too.
My bro knows my Cellar username and password, but knows he could contact UT.
He also has Bruce's email address, and Dani's mobile.

To be fair, this partly comes from a conversation we had when we went on a coach holiday to Spain. Ste was 15, I was 18. I've no idea how or why Mum allowed me to take him across the Continent! But we agreed that should we go on an optional excursion (our passports held by the hotel) we would be hard to identify. I had no driving licence, credit or debit card (I had a cashpoint card which I left at home as it wouldn't work in Spain) and no dental history.

Ste had had lost of dental work, but what if his skull was pulverised?

Bugged us both for years.
So he doesn't think it's weird to have to come here in the event of my death.
I think he's just grateful I haven't given him a calling list of furriners.

Sheldonrs · 04-20-2011, 01:43 PM

I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like:
"Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers".

04-19-2011, 11:58 PM	#16
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	No one. The Wife doesn't like using the computer, so.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

04-20-2011, 12:06 AM	#18
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What would happen is Mr. Clod would be checking my email account after my death, since tons of important crap about the kids goes through there. And sooner or later he would see something come in from Bruce, and then he would probably reply and let Bruce know, and figure Bruce would take care of letting the rest of you know. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-20-2011, 06:43 AM	#21
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Hmm, I doubt any one would think to do so. One of the cellarites on my facebook might see it on there and tell the rest of y'all. That is, if someone posts my death on facebook. Maybe I should leave a request in my will. Just in case, never know whats gonna happen. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-20-2011, 10:42 AM	#24
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I got this in an email today I don't paintball but Monster's post reminded me Action Park Paintball Action Park Paintball Address: 11951 Harrison Road, Mishawaka, IN 46544 Mishawaka, Indiana 46544 Phone: (574) 674-4263 Website: Click here for website Map / Directions See This Deal Pricing Info: List Price: $50.00 Your Price: $19.00 Share this deal: Share via Facebook Share via Twitter To see the description and any restrictions for this deal, please click on the 'See This Deal' button. here is the deal button link http://supersavingsocial.halfoffdeal...5&dtz=20110420 and No one would post if I croaked __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-20-2011, 11:17 AM	#25
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	No one, you'll all have to figure it out. __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

04-20-2011, 10:07 AM	#23
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Yeah, mtp brought up a good point...some folks are connected through facebook and would probably figure it out.

04-20-2011, 12:33 PM	#26
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	I died 3 years ago and STILL no one has noticed! (FYI, Hell only has dial-up) __________________ to live and die in LA

04-20-2011, 12:43 PM	#27
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	(FYI, Hell only has dial-up) So that's where I have been all these years! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

04-20-2011, 01:24 PM	#29
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mum is uber-organised about death. She passed it on to me. There were raised eyebrows in my previous job about who should be contacted on the occasion of injury/ death. I listed about five different people. But I didn't live with a partner, and my parents were often away. Anyway, I am super-organised too. My bro knows my Cellar username and password, but knows he could contact UT. He also has Bruce's email address, and Dani's mobile. To be fair, this partly comes from a conversation we had when we went on a coach holiday to Spain. Ste was 15, I was 18. I've no idea how or why Mum allowed me to take him across the Continent! But we agreed that should we go on an optional excursion (our passports held by the hotel) we would be hard to identify. I had no driving licence, credit or debit card (I had a cashpoint card which I left at home as it wouldn't work in Spain) and no dental history. Ste had had lost of dental work, but what if his skull was pulverised? Bugged us both for years. So he doesn't think it's weird to have to come here in the event of my death. I think he's just grateful I haven't given him a calling list of furriners.

04-20-2011, 01:43 PM	#30
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I won't need to have anyone contact the Cellar when i die. Just check the news. The headline will read something like: "Matt Damon arrested for manslaughter after being sexually assaulted in his home by a maniac wearing a jock strap and bunny slippers". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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