Talk to insects here - Page 2

monster · 05-09-2011, 11:28 PM

The real Itsy and Bitsy

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 12:03 AM

are you fuckers mocking my thread?

DanaC · 05-10-2011, 06:15 AM

Ohhh! I love Itsy and Bitsy!

monster · 05-10-2011, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

are you fuckers mocking my thread?

No, we is extra disrespectin' it.

nowhereman · 05-10-2011, 07:49 AM

I always talk to my girls... Bees can't hear per se, but they feel vibrations so maybe it gets through to them. I had 3 hives die this winter, so am starting 2 more. In the second photo, the queen has a blue dot on her back for easy identification amongst the crowd. The impression I get is that there was a lot of winter loss this year. I'm just doing it for fun and some honey, and it's good for the gardens!

Trilby · 05-10-2011, 08:00 AM

Dear Spiderman,

oh...wait...

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 08:09 AM

Dear Earwigs:

No one likes you. You are grosser than gross. Why do you think you have to crawl around with those little pincher looking thingies on your stupid head? Do you actually bite, or do those pinchers work?

I bet you think this is going to be your year. A lot of rain, hot temps coming. Well, Mr Earwig, you have another think coming. Get off my lawn!

Spexxvet · 05-10-2011, 09:10 AM

Bzzz Bz. Bzz,

Bzz'z bzzzz bz, bzz'.

Bzzzzzz,

Bzzzzzzz

infinite monkey · 05-10-2011, 09:27 AM

Bzzz Spzexxzz,

Bzzzz bzz? Bzzzzzzz bzzzy bzzz.

Bzzz bzzzzzz,

Bzzzzzzzz

(Little known fact: there are no one letter words in the insect language.)

footfootfoot · 05-10-2011, 09:47 AM

Hey mosquitoes, suck on this, assholes.

Gravdigr · 05-10-2011, 12:33 PM

ƒukken bzz.

Sundae · 05-10-2011, 02:20 PM

When my Dad hears someone talking to a wasp (Shoo! Get Away! Don't you come near me etc) he always shakes his head sadly and says, "As if it can understand..."

and then adds, "... everyone knows wasps speak German!"

It's a Daddism. Repeated ad nauseum, and then out of the other side to become funny again. My bro and I had a smattering of German, so always tried to back my Dad up on this. Unfortunately it's been years since either of us learned, and even though my nephew is taking German now, he's not what you'd call an avid student. He sees our family joke as a sneaky way to test him and won't join in.

Spexxvet · 05-11-2011, 10:31 AM

Solution to Yesterday's bee-ogram:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Dear Ms. Bee,
Bzzz Bz. Bzz,

Don't sting me, bro'.
Bzz'z bzzzz bz, bzz'.

Regards
Bzzzzzz,

Spexxvet
Bzzzzzzz

infinite monkey · 05-11-2011, 11:47 AM

Well geez spexx. Now my response seems almost nonsensical.

Nowhereman, I like your bees!

Big Sarge · 05-11-2011, 03:37 PM

Nowhereman - Do you sell the wax? I use it for making lube (cartridge).

05-09-2011, 11:28 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The real Itsy and Bitsy __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-10-2011, 12:03 AM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	are you fuckers mocking my thread? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 07:49 AM	#20
nowhereman sliding down the razor blade of life Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: just over the edge Posts: 228	I always talk to my girls... Bees can't hear per se, but they feel vibrations so maybe it gets through to them. I had 3 hives die this winter, so am starting 2 more. In the second photo, the queen has a blue dot on her back for easy identification amongst the crowd. The impression I get is that there was a lot of winter loss this year. I'm just doing it for fun and some honey, and it's good for the gardens! Attached Images

05-10-2011, 08:00 AM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Dear Spiderman, oh...wait... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-10-2011, 09:10 AM	#23
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Bzzz Bz. Bzz, Bzz'z bzzzz bz, bzz'. Bzzzzzz, Bzzzzzzz __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-10-2011, 08:09 AM	#22
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Dear Earwigs: No one likes you. You are grosser than gross. Why do you think you have to crawl around with those little pincher looking thingies on your stupid head? Do you actually bite, or do those pinchers work? I bet you think this is going to be your year. A lot of rain, hot temps coming. Well, Mr Earwig, you have another think coming. Get off my lawn!

05-10-2011, 09:27 AM	#24
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Bzzz Spzexxzz, Bzzzz bzz? Bzzzzzzz bzzzy bzzz. Bzzz bzzzzzz, Bzzzzzzzz (Little known fact: there are no one letter words in the insect language.)

05-10-2011, 09:47 AM	#25
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Hey mosquitoes, suck on this, assholes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-10-2011, 12:33 PM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	ƒukken bzz. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-10-2011, 02:20 PM	#27
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	When my Dad hears someone talking to a wasp (Shoo! Get Away! Don't you come near me etc) he always shakes his head sadly and says, "As if it can understand..." and then adds, "... everyone knows wasps speak German!" It's a Daddism. Repeated ad nauseum, and then out of the other side to become funny again. My bro and I had a smattering of German, so always tried to back my Dad up on this. Unfortunately it's been years since either of us learned, and even though my nephew is taking German now, he's not what you'd call an avid student. He sees our family joke as a sneaky way to test him and won't join in. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2011, 11:47 AM	#29
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Well geez spexx. Now my response seems almost nonsensical. Nowhereman, I like your bees!

05-11-2011, 03:37 PM	#30
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Nowhereman - Do you sell the wax? I use it for making lube (cartridge). __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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