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infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 09:37 AM

Good question. The song never says where those men actually come from.

Once raptured, can one be de-raptured? Or is that like regaining virginity?

monster · 05-13-2011, 10:36 AM

Just for visial clarity, would the men be nekkid?

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 10:38 AM

I hope so. It's like two teams: shirts and skins. Only it's heavenly robes and skins.

monster · 05-13-2011, 10:43 AM

then will they be preselected? 'Cause that guy from Walmart -I'd rather be raptured than see his sweaty balls and wiggly worm followed by his marshmallow stackin-rings stomach hurtling towards me...

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 10:49 AM

When the Weather Girls sang It's Raining Men I doubt those are the kinds of men they visualized.

But they exist, dammit!

Now I'm thinking the rapture isn't really going to be awesome at all.

Trilby · 05-13-2011, 10:59 AM

IM - when I read that about the raining men vs. the rapturing folks - I LOL'd pretty loud. Like a loud, barky laugh. It's pretty fucking funny.

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 11:00 AM

Inspiration: driving home listening to Fly 92.9 (they play ANYTHING) and they played Raining Men, and I started thinking about the rapture thread...etc.

Trilby · 05-13-2011, 11:01 AM

here's hoping that today's tropical fucking stew of steam and wet does indeed come down in hunky man-shapes.

infinite monkey · 05-13-2011, 11:03 AM

Agreed, my sistah in humidity-hatin'

classicman · 05-15-2011, 06:16 PM

Quote:

A New York man spent his entire $140,000 life savings advertising his prediction that the world will end May 21, the New York Post reported Friday.

Robert Fitzpatrick, a 60-year-old Staten Island resident, said he spent at least that sum on 1,000 subway-car placards and ads on bus kiosks and subway cars.

They say, "Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011."
In a self-published book, "The Doomsday Code," Fitzpatrick said the Bible offers "proof that cannot be dismissed."

"Judgment Day will surprise people. We will not be ready for it," Fitzpatrick said in an interview with the newspaper. "A giant earthquake will render the earth uninhabitable."

If you want to set an alarm clock, the quake will happen just before 6:00pm local time, he said.

"God's people will be resurrected. It is also the day that God stops saving anyone," he said.

Fitzpatrick hopes that he is one of the chosen ones, but he could not be really certain.

"There's just a little doubt," he said. "Most churches teach that if you just believe, you will be saved. It is not our choice. It is God's choice."

Rhianne · 05-15-2011, 06:20 PM

Do you think I have time to order his book?

DanaC · 05-15-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne

Do you think I have time to order his book?

I lawled

HungLikeJesus · 05-15-2011, 06:23 PM

6PM local time? So it will spread from east to west. At least we'll have some warning.

footfootfoot · 05-15-2011, 07:47 PM

I'm glad the micro brew/ local food tasting I bought tickets for is on the 20th, I'd hate to think I dropped $80 for nothing.

monster · 05-15-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

6PM local time? So it will spread from east to west. At least we'll have some warning.

What if we legislated a leap-hour at that point?

05-13-2011, 10:36 AM	#62
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Just for visial clarity, would the men be nekkid? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-13-2011, 10:43 AM	#64
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	then will they be preselected? 'Cause that guy from Walmart -I'd rather be raptured than see his sweaty balls and wiggly worm followed by his marshmallow stackin-rings stomach hurtling towards me... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-13-2011, 10:59 AM	#66
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	IM - when I read that about the raining men vs. the rapturing folks - I LOL'd pretty loud. Like a loud, barky laugh. It's pretty fucking funny. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-13-2011, 11:01 AM	#68
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	here's hoping that today's tropical fucking stew of steam and wet does indeed come down in hunky man-shapes. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-15-2011, 06:23 PM	#73
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	6PM local time? So it will spread from east to west. At least we'll have some warning. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-13-2011, 09:37 AM	#61
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Good question. The song never says where those men actually come from. Once raptured, can one be de-raptured? Or is that like regaining virginity?

05-13-2011, 10:38 AM	#63
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I hope so. It's like two teams: shirts and skins. Only it's heavenly robes and skins.

05-13-2011, 10:49 AM	#65
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	When the Weather Girls sang It's Raining Men I doubt those are the kinds of men they visualized. But they exist, dammit! Now I'm thinking the rapture isn't really going to be awesome at all.

05-13-2011, 11:00 AM	#67
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Inspiration: driving home listening to Fly 92.9 (they play ANYTHING) and they played Raining Men, and I started thinking about the rapture thread...etc.

05-13-2011, 11:03 AM	#69
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Agreed, my sistah in humidity-hatin'

05-15-2011, 06:20 PM	#71
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Do you think I have time to order his book?

05-15-2011, 07:47 PM	#74
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'm glad the micro brew/ local food tasting I bought tickets for is on the 20th, I'd hate to think I dropped $80 for nothing. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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