07-21-2011, 02:11 AM | #1381 | |
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07-22-2011, 07:52 PM | #1382 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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What you don't realize is that is a secret alien base! In fact, "Predator" was actually a documentary filmed there. I know things. At least that is what the voices say.
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07-22-2011, 09:29 PM | #1383 |
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I heard they left.
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07-27-2011, 06:19 PM | #1384 |
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07-27-2011, 08:24 PM | #1385 |
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Cool!
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07-27-2011, 11:29 PM | #1386 |
a beautiful fool
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Wow.
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07-28-2011, 03:39 PM | #1387 |
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I love my beautiful city.
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07-28-2011, 03:44 PM | #1388 |
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Another great one!
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07-28-2011, 04:06 PM | #1389 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Our town can't afford a K9 unit, so I came up with the next best thing - a police snake. I've named him Fred. He isn't too happy right now & he bit the fire out of my thumb, but I'm going to keep him. The next time I go on a disturbance call, I'm going to throw Fred in the door & let him clear the room.
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07-28-2011, 04:14 PM | #1390 |
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thank you glatt.
Big Sarge, that's funny! Sic'em Fred!
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07-28-2011, 04:25 PM | #1391 |
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"You have the right to remain s-s-s-s--s-ilent.
Anything you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-say may be us-s-s-s-s-s-ed agains-s-s-s-s-t you..." If he gets laid off (or stepped on) will he be able to get Cobra benefits? I love the sneaky snake officer! |
07-28-2011, 05:54 PM | #1392 | |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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07-28-2011, 06:03 PM | #1393 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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I think this one was a spotted king snake. At least I hope he is because he bit me pretty good. Ya'll should have seen me dancing around trying to get him to let go. I bet I could have one the dance competition on "Americas Got talent".
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07-31-2011, 08:41 AM | #1394 |
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Went on a vacation to western NY state visiting relatives who have a cottage on Lake Ontario at Sodus Point east of Rochester. Here are a few I like.
1. Sunset on Lake Ontario 2. The girls washing up in the lake 3. Sunset reflection 4. Waterfall near the Finger Lakes. |
07-31-2011, 09:26 AM | #1395 |
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you, sir, are a show-off.
And I love it. Please keep inspiring me, these are wonderful!
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