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Old 11-06-2011, 01:59 PM   #4261
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Here ya go Lampy:

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Old 11-06-2011, 02:13 PM   #4262
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I'll stop now... ,
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Old 11-06-2011, 02:42 PM   #4263
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No. don't. :p
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Old 11-11-2011, 10:45 AM   #4264
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What's brown and is near the piano?

The piano's stool.


What's brown and plays the piano?

Beethoven's last movement.
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:01 PM   #4265
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Herman Cain has announced the title of his autobiogra*phy: "The Audacity Of Grope".
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:06 PM   #4266
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Herman Cain has announced the title of his autobiogra*phy: "The Audacity Of Grope".
Inspirational!
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Old 11-11-2011, 11:28 PM   #4267
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What's brown and hangs from a tree?

Winnie's pooh.
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Old 11-12-2011, 03:47 PM   #4268
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What's green and on the ice?

Peggy's Phlegm
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:11 AM   #4269
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:53 AM   #4270
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What's green and on the ice?

Peggy's Phlegm
Hmm, I always heard it "What's green and skates? Peggy Phlegm."
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:33 AM   #4271
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What can you sit on, eat and brush your teeth with?






A chair, a sandwich and a toothbrush.

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Old 11-14-2011, 09:35 AM   #4272
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Why did the spider cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:54 AM   #4273
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ashamed to admit that actually made me lol
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:45 AM   #4274
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Why did the spider cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
See, I'd always heard that as, Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:49 AM   #4275
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My slightly different jokes are better than your slightly different jokes.

For one thing, they flow off the tongue better, and don't use extraneous words to convey what is essentially a visual joke (what is green and is ON ICE? Peggy's Phlegm? No...Peggy Phlegm. She skates, the joke is so obscure you don't need to throw a spanner in it by not exactly spelling out it's a skating thing. The joke with the last name is that you just stop...Peggy Flem...)

I picture a spider, wriggling and wriggling and tickling beside her, stapled through the middle to a chicken.

I cannot picture a punk rocker doing same.
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