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Old 12-05-2011, 07:08 AM   #1
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Aaaaaaaaargh!

I can't find my cellphone this morning.
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Old 12-05-2011, 07:23 AM   #2
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ok found it thanks, as you were......
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:10 AM   #3
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Hahahhahaaa!

I hate that. And I can't call it to retrieve it because there isn't anything to call from and I almost always have sound and vibe turned off.

My friend called me from her faraway house to have me call her cell because she couldn't find it.

After two calls, she found it. Under her pillow!?!?
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:11 AM   #4
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Is it an iPhone??
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:15 AM   #5
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As nicely social as we are, there are some problems with which we just can't help.
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:16 AM   #6
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Call information!

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Old 12-05-2011, 08:51 AM   #7
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Hahahhahaaa!

I hate that. And I can't call it to retrieve it because there isn't anything to call from and I almost always have sound and vibe turned off.

My friend called me from her faraway house to have me call her cell because she couldn't find it.

After two calls, she found it. Under her pillow!?!?
Hmmmm ??? Silly thing, she must have forgotten her own number
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:59 AM   #8
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No it's a dumb phone. i had buried it under paperwork so it wasn't getting any signal and when it finally did it was very very quiet. I'm a dick.
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:59 AM   #9
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Hmmmm ??? Silly thing, she must have forgotten her own number
I guess she did!

She hasn't had the cell long, and called me from her house phone.

I didn't think how funny that was until you mentioned it. But nothing surprises me from this friend.

She's hit her head so many times, that I have a theory that her skull is barely hanging together and a rain drop in just the right spot will cause her head to explode.
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:35 PM   #10
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The other day, I couldn't find my keys, and as I need them to get into my place, the only way I could have lost them is if I left them in my door lock. In which case, the only way they could be missing is if someone deliberately stole them, and knew what door they belonged to.

I had a hectic hour, ransacking my place and trying to figure out what I would have to do, before I found that my recliner had eaten them. Whew.
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Old 12-07-2011, 12:14 AM   #11
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:37 AM   #12
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The other day, I couldn't find my keys, and as I need them to get into my place, the only way I could have lost them is if I left them in my door lock. In which case, the only way they could be missing is if someone deliberately stole them, and knew what door they belonged to.

I had a hectic hour, ransacking my place and trying to figure out what I would have to do, before I found that my recliner had eaten them. Whew.
That damn deliberately stealing recliner!!!!!!! I say put it out on the curb!
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