No Pants No Glory?

richlevy · 12-18-2011, 09:38 PM

I stayed home sick with a chest cold on Friday and have been living for the past 3 days in two nightshirts I bought online. These shirts are made of T-shirt cotton with a collarless neck with 3 buttons, and 3/4 sleeves and reach down to halfway between ankles and knees. I also wear a knit cap to bed which along with my beard overall makes me look a bit like I belong in an Eastern European village.

I have to admit I'm beginning to see the attraction of cassocks, robe, kilts, et al. With bathrobes, I'm always fidgeting with my belt to keep it closed, but once I pull this on over my head, there's no worries in that department.
I also wear loose thin sweatpants sometimes, and sitting in my leather computer chair can sometimes be difficult when the nightshirt rides up, but walking and sitting on the sofa, as well as sleeping is very comfortable and relaxing.

It's too bad I can't get away with wearing one of these to work on casual day.

Considering the number of transvestites and transexuals on the Cellar, I'm sort of curious as to what it felt like when they stopped wearing pants. I'm not entertaining transvestism or the priesthood for myself, and it's certainly not worth shedding a body part over, so that leaves either embracing my Scottish heritage or moving someplace where they wear robes outdoors if I want to wear these outside.

Picture here:
http://www.kingsizedirect.com/large-...Type=G&pref=ps

BTW, I'm not shilling for KingSize Direct, although if they sent me a half dozen more of these so my poor wife doesn't have to do the wash so often......

HungLikeJesus · 12-18-2011, 11:14 PM

Men in skirts.

ZenGum · 12-19-2011, 02:23 AM

I believe David Beckham is an advocate of the "Male Unbifurcated Garment". I agree that Man-skirt isn't a good name, but neither is MUG.

Gravdigr · 12-19-2011, 05:10 AM

I wake up strangling when I try to sleep in a t-shirt, I'd never survive the night in one of those things.

glatt · 12-19-2011, 08:37 AM

A guy on my floor in college wore plaid flannel night shirts. He loved them and his girlfriend did too. He said in a sly voice that it made for easier access for sex.

They look like nighties though.

monster · 12-19-2011, 08:46 AM

Utilikilt!

infinite monkey · 12-19-2011, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I believe David Beckham is an advocate of the "Male Unbifurcated Garment". I agree that Man-skirt isn't a good name, but neither is MUG.

He's not really a man, though. Well, I don't doubt his gender, but he's very un-mannish.

Sorry, I wouldn't give the time of day to a man in a skirt. Just call me new-fashioned.

Griff · 12-19-2011, 05:33 PM

Ah cull yew ah lia!

limey · 12-19-2011, 06:11 PM

Oh I like a fine figure of a man in a kilt myself!

infinite monkey · 12-19-2011, 06:20 PM

Sure and if I were in Scotland I would fancy that meself.

(What am I, part Pirate?)

But some dude running around here in a skirt because pants chafe? No. No. No. (snicker)

(Oh, and Sean Connery? Never did it for me.)

ZenGum · 12-19-2011, 07:03 PM

He said skirt, not giant condom.

infinite monkey · 12-19-2011, 08:19 PM

It's supposed to look Scroogey, because that's who I think of when I think of nightshirts.

But nightshirts are cool. I actually prefer t-shirt and shorts or sweats, or some kind of pants pajamas. I toss a lot and the dressy ones twist up.

You wear whatever makes you happy, I was just teasing.

monster · 12-19-2011, 08:24 PM

I'm fine with a man in a utilikilt

richlevy · 12-19-2011, 11:26 PM

Man, I have got to start looking for one of those Scrooge hats.

12-18-2011, 09:38 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	No Pants No Glory? I stayed home sick with a chest cold on Friday and have been living for the past 3 days in two nightshirts I bought online. These shirts are made of T-shirt cotton with a collarless neck with 3 buttons, and 3/4 sleeves and reach down to halfway between ankles and knees. I also wear a knit cap to bed which along with my beard overall makes me look a bit like I belong in an Eastern European village. I have to admit I'm beginning to see the attraction of cassocks, robe, kilts, et al. With bathrobes, I'm always fidgeting with my belt to keep it closed, but once I pull this on over my head, there's no worries in that department. I also wear loose thin sweatpants sometimes, and sitting in my leather computer chair can sometimes be difficult when the nightshirt rides up, but walking and sitting on the sofa, as well as sleeping is very comfortable and relaxing. It's too bad I can't get away with wearing one of these to work on casual day. Considering the number of transvestites and transexuals on the Cellar, I'm sort of curious as to what it felt like when they stopped wearing pants. I'm not entertaining transvestism or the priesthood for myself, and it's certainly not worth shedding a body part over, so that leaves either embracing my Scottish heritage or moving someplace where they wear robes outdoors if I want to wear these outside. Picture here: http://www.kingsizedirect.com/large-...Type=G&pref=ps BTW, I'm not shilling for KingSize Direct, although if they sent me a half dozen more of these so my poor wife doesn't have to do the wash so often...... __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 12-18-2011 at 09:49 PM.

12-18-2011, 11:14 PM	#2
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Men in skirts. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-19-2011, 02:23 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I believe David Beckham is an advocate of the "Male Unbifurcated Garment". I agree that Man-skirt isn't a good name, but neither is MUG. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2011, 05:10 AM	#4
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12-19-2011, 08:46 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Utilikilt! Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-19-2011, 08:37 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A guy on my floor in college wore plaid flannel night shirts. He loved them and his girlfriend did too. He said in a sly voice that it made for easier access for sex. They look like nighties though.

12-19-2011, 05:33 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ah cull yew ah lia! Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-19-2011, 06:11 PM	#9
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Oh I like a fine figure of a man in a kilt myself! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-19-2011, 06:20 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sure and if I were in Scotland I would fancy that meself. (What am I, part Pirate?) But some dude running around here in a skirt because pants chafe? No. No. No. (snicker) (Oh, and Sean Connery? Never did it for me.) Attached Images Last edited by infinite monkey; 12-19-2011 at 06:25 PM.

12-19-2011, 07:03 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He said skirt, not giant condom. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-19-2011, 08:19 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It's supposed to look Scroogey, because that's who I think of when I think of nightshirts. But nightshirts are cool. I actually prefer t-shirt and shorts or sweats, or some kind of pants pajamas. I toss a lot and the dressy ones twist up. You wear whatever makes you happy, I was just teasing.

12-19-2011, 08:24 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm fine with a man in a utilikilt __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-19-2011, 11:26 PM	#14
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Man, I have got to start looking for one of those Scrooge hats. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

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