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02-24-2012, 06:52 AM
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The boring Jew thread
I just couldn't help myself.
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02-28-2012, 08:21 AM
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02-28-2012, 03:16 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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02-28-2012, 06:55 PM
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 sure you can judge them for their time, but today we have lawlcats for that sort of humor. and that is what we call progress! |
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02-28-2012, 08:34 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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This is the thread for boring Jews, not the actually funny as all get out Jews.
I'm still trying to decide about Henny Youngman. Mel Brooks, though. He's a funny Jew.
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03-15-2012, 04:34 PM
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The Boringest Jew. EVAH.
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03-15-2012, 08:45 PM
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*** A JEW?!
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03-15-2012, 10:33 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Holy crap! I totally forgot that was Dave Chapelle in that movie. Crazy.
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03-15-2012, 10:36 PM
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Mel is one funny Jew.
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03-15-2012, 11:18 PM
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I was quite amused by a scene from Jackie Chan's Shanghai Noon.
Three Chinese imperial guards have been sent to the US to rescue the princess or whatever. They hitch a ride on a wagon with a Euro-American settler couple. The wife views them suspiciously the whole time. At the end of the trip she mutters to her husband "They don't look like no Injuns I ever saw" He replies "That's 'cause they're not Injuns. They're JEWS!"
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03-16-2012, 01:27 PM
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03-16-2012, 02:10 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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What does he have in common with this Jew? Neither is boring?
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03-18-2012, 04:21 PM
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A boring jew ?
Why is he making a hole? To hide what?
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03-18-2012, 04:50 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I have another non-boring Jew.
The relentlessly entertaining David Baddiel. I've laughed at his stand-up, interviews, novels, sketch shows, Fantasy Football and especially Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. Oh and cried a bit at his Who Do You Think You Are episode. David being interviewed by his sometime collaborator and friend, Frank Skinner. NSFW! Some swearing. He does tell some very funny stories about his daughter, Dolly. In one, she was going through a phase of calling him by his name, as she heard it on TV and radio. He and his wife (Morwenna Banks, another actor) decided to let it slide expecting she would grow out of it. However one day, he was in a public place and she needed to go to the toilet. He took her into a stall in the Gents, masking her view of the urinals with his body. She did her business and he sorted her out, however she decided to say, precociously, "David Baddiel! Pull my pants up!" (I forget the exact story, but it was something along those lines). He was mortified and left the lavs with a furtive air of a paedo...
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