Sexual Immortality

Griff · 03-26-2012, 07:20 PM

Remember that time, yeah that was awesome.

sexobon · 03-27-2012, 04:15 AM

"In the end, there can be only one."

GunMaster357 · 03-27-2012, 05:02 AM

Is having sex with your own clone a form of masturbation?

ZenGum · 03-27-2012, 06:42 AM

No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.

DanaC · 03-27-2012, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.

Brilliant.

Sundae · 03-27-2012, 12:25 PM

Embarrassed that I had to say that out loud twice before I got it.
Well done that chap.

I have finite sexual fame.
I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.

JBKlyde · 03-27-2012, 01:07 PM

do they even have penis's?? all those guys and only one princess no wander Darth Vader went nuts..

Clodfobble · 03-27-2012, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.

I was one guy's first, and I'm confident he'll still remember me when he's old. One other will probably remember because he hates me, and of course I don't expect the one I married to forget me. But the rest, nah, I think they'll all forget my name eventually.

Gravdigr · 03-27-2012, 04:10 PM

I was my first's first.

I would give anything to see that night as a porn flick.

One, because she was on the gymnastics team (no, really).

Two, because I bet it's hilarious.

03-26-2012, 07:20 PM	#1
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Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was my first's first. I would give anything to see that night as a porn flick. One, because she was on the gymnastics team (no, really). Two, because I bet it's hilarious. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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