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Old 04-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #4516
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Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:37 PM   #4517
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子曰: 志士仁人,無求生以害仁,有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:56 PM   #4518
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子曰: 志士仁人,無求生以害仁,有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
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Old 04-11-2012, 01:13 PM   #4519
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Confucious :
Woman who fly upside down has crack up

Man who pull out too quickly leave rubba

And things of this nature...


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Old 04-12-2012, 02:20 PM   #4520
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Where's the like button?
Hah!, see what she did there?

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Old 04-12-2012, 03:35 PM   #4521
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Old 04-12-2012, 06:30 PM   #4522
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Me either...
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:42 PM   #4523
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Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?"
"Herr Gunter Schmitt"
"Nationality?"
"German"
"Occupation?"
"No, just a holiday."
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:30 PM   #4524
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So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
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Where's the like button?
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Hah!, see what she did there?

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Me either...
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Old 04-13-2012, 10:08 PM   #4525
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I don't think so.
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Old 04-15-2012, 07:21 PM   #4526
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:34 AM   #4527
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lol

I like that.
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:07 AM   #4528
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"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010.
You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." --Jay Leno
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:27 PM   #4529
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Texts From Dog

Hope this site hasn't been posted yet...cracks me up.


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Old 04-19-2012, 01:04 PM   #4530
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Welcome back, Labrat. We missed you!

Love

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